"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[silent_calling]

upxfromxbelow

I told you the cops wouldn't believe your story, nor take you breaking in very kindly! No more sugar and zombie flicks before going to sleep!

(lol it worked, though, didn't it?)

I told you on the phone- back! The front is for squares!

I'm calling from jail because I thought the sword was fake...  

[Sulien]

Told you not to mess around with it.

I'm calling from jail because i stole cookies from the cookie jar.

 

[upxfromxbelow]

(@Horyoku It did indeed!!)

That's what you get for using my line so soon after I used it!

I'm calling from jail because I wondered how much that doggy in the window was.

 

[Ura the rainbow King]

Told you to get a cat!! I am calling from jail because I cooked really good Thai food!  

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you something that tasted that good would be conceived as illegal!

I'm calling from jail because I voted for Charlie Sheen.

 

[Ura the rainbow King]

I told you to get Kenny to do it!!
I am calling from jail because I thought it was dead...  

[Tsuki Amu]

Sleep ≠ Dead. That's about it.
I'm calling from jail because the cake is a lie.  

[Ura the rainbow King]

Told you Carib was not cake.... I am calling from jail because he lied!!  

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you not to believe him when he said he was immortal!!

I'm calling from jail because I had overdue library books. . .

 

[Ura the rainbow King]

I told you to just buy them!!
I'm calling from jail because took the dark sides cookies..  

[Tsuki Amu]

I told you before! In the dark side, what they say is cookies is actually cake. Eating their cookies which they call cake is breaking a taboo. You're lucky you're not dead.

I'm calling from jail because I took a shower.  

[Designer Hobo Style]

I TOLD YOU it would melt your skin!

I'm calling from jail because I was playing too much minecraft.  

[Tsuki Amu]

I already said that people who don't play games don't like the fact rubbed in their faces.

I'm calling from jail because I ate rice crackers.  

[Designer Hobo Style]

I told you it'd make you fat one day.

I'm calling from jail because I refused to stop eating someone's shoe.  

[Ura the rainbow King]

I told you to eat your own!! I am calling because I agreed