Drop Death

[n7aphasia]

I pick up the labtop and it shocks me when I press
the on button.

I drop a nymph. 4laugh  

[Rosaline Marie]

I go to grab the nymph and the damn nature spirit summons a vine that wraps around my neck, creating a noose, and strangles me.

I drop a red stapler :3

 

[Crimsonhellite]

Im so bemused by it that I didnt notice the semi.....*SQUUUIIISSSH!*

I drop a jokers card  

[n7aphasia]

I pick up the Joker's card and it releases poisonous gas that makes my skin melt off.

I drop a kitten twisted  

[Loud_lil_Senpai]

oh look! a neko like me! i pck up the kitty only for it to freak out and claw out my throat!
i drop a bell  

[Crimsonhellite]

It "rings" and makes me have violent flashes but I tried attacking a body builder who squishes my head like a grape.

I drop a jar of Mayo!  

[n7aphasia]

The jar of mayo hits my head and cracks it in two.

I drop an egg.  

[SpokenSoftly]

I have an allergic reacion and die when my blood vessels burst (I'm allergic to Cod IRL))  

[Crimsonhellite]

You left nothing, thus dropping your turn, which upsets me and I kill myself with a gun.

I drop my machete sweatdrop  

[n7aphasia]

I pick up the machete, it turns out to be cursed and absorbs my soul.

I drop a doll.  

[Crimsonhellite]

And its cuteness scares me to death

I drop a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich  

[n7aphasia]

I pick up to eat the sandwich, turns out to be a mutant and eats me.

I drop a baby.  

[Rosaline Marie]

I pick up the baby and hold it close, only to have it pull on my earrings to the point my ears rip and begin to bleed. As I begin to shreek in pure horror, the baby giggles as it pulls on my hair and flings hair and scalp to the ground. I drop the baby as I panic and go to run, but trip over the baby and crack my head open thus ending my misery.

I drop strawberry-flavored chapstick.