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 Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:17 am
Wish granted, but he turns out to be..... damn straight!
I wish I could speak Japanese properly.
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:54 pm
granted but then it becomes and dead language and noby else wants to learn it.
i wish my bank processed checks deposited before 4 pm by midnight on the day they were deposited
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:08 pm
granted but then the banks decided to stop using checks
I wish I had a cookie
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:40 pm
granted but it crumbles before you can eat it
i wish my roommate would get a f'in car
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:14 am
granted but then they never shut up about it which bugs you.
I wish I was dead
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:39 pm
granted but you regret it
I wish I was attractive
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:44 pm
Granted but everyone goes blind so looks don't matter anymore
I wish I didn't feel depressed
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:23 pm
granted but everyone you know will be depress
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:13 pm
i wish i really were an a*****e
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:02 pm
Granted, but now being an a*****e is in so everyone stupid follows you around like groupies and demands sex from you! And they're ugly! D:
I wish I had a t-shirt with a <3 on it.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:18 am
Your wish is granted, but the t-shirt is so small that you can't wear it.
I wish I could visit in Hawaii.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:50 am
granted but you'll be banned from there in a week
i wish my friends were more amusing
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:37 pm
Granted, but they're more amusing to old people. They become nursing home comedians. D:
I wish I wouldn't have to go to sleep right now.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:18 am
Granted, but you have to go to class instead.
I wish I could be in love with someone more acessible.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:00 pm
Granted but she has a p***s
I wish I could go to Disney land
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