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Just a bunch of stories on the first page. All written by me. May open a roleplaying section. 

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FAVORITE SMILEY TIME!
The bunny!
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The cat!
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These arent smileys!
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The heck they arent!
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sarcasticcabbage

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:36 pm


XD Yay! SOME people love me. -huggles Odin and SlaveBear-
XD We shall find a purpose for me! XD
And as for those of you who totally ignored me...meh. I love you guys, too.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:39 pm


Part Three-Now with fancy paper!

The Cabbage Monkeys quickly dispersed, leaving only bits of nasty green stuff in their wake. They then met up with all their other monkey friends and infected them with the cabbagination virus. The Monkeys then decided that they wanted two things, and two things only: THe destruction of the Soy Bean Pirates and... World domination?

Back at the Soy Bean ship the pirates had a meeting. They felt sorry for the disaster they had caused and decided that there was but one action they could take, being honor bound by pirate code: They went bar hopping and got as drunk as they could, having promiscius and unprotected sex with all the wentches they encountered.

After boozing and sexing their brains out the pirates got bored and deciedd to do something more challenging and figured the best use of their skills would be to free the world of the wretched Cabbage Monkeys.  

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Shiningamisgirl
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:41 pm


YAY KIKA CHAN IST STAYING!!...I luvs you too kika-chan! tho i ist a baka!

0.0 Omigosh that story is so funny! I LOVE IT!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:41 pm


Kika, you still in the RP?

TM: Maybe you should put it in ur Journal razz

Odin Leonhart

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sarcasticcabbage

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:46 pm


XD Yesh, I still be RPing.
Baka! XP -donks Shini-chan with wad of paper- I still love you, anyway.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:47 pm


8601:
Where is your RPC atm?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:54 pm


Part Four

The two factions waged a war for countless centuries, stopping only for teabreaks and the occasional pee. Both forces were constantly getting new recriuts and nothing seemed to be able to stop the fighting. The world was entrenched in chaos only the initiated few knew, and all great and cataclysmic events were caused by this caos.

[Fast forward to not quite present day]

A babeh is born in the US of A. He is none other than the infamous Odin Leonhart. His parents are surprised how he doesn't cry of sniffle, but instead jus looks at his surroundings with a vague interest. It was the gaze of a warrior his parents remarked. Too bad the Cabbage Monkeys thought the same thing...

Odin was taken by the Cabbage Monkeys in the darkest part of the afternoon while his mother was sunbathing. The Monkeys took him to their new secret base in Amsterdam and placed him in the care of two young parents who (somehow) didn't know how babies were made. There Odin was raised as an "ordinary" boy during the day. Having specail training hypno beams teach him the way of the Cabbage Monkeys at night.

This is how Odin gained his hatred for all Soy Bean Pirates, and became a weapoin waiting to be unleashed on the pirates and later the world. Can anyone stop him? Probably not. I'd just suggest you grad some popcorn and wait for the fireworks to start.

End of Story

See Odin? That is how you ended up in Amsterdam.  
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:57 pm


XD Best. Story. EVAR.

...RPC ATM?

sarcasticcabbage

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Shiningamisgirl
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:59 pm


Acks my brain hast been paperfied -open head wound- I lose precious braincells by the minet.........

Lol omigosh, I LOVED THAT STORY!! I now understand odin ten times better!...so thats where babies come from AMSTERDAM!! Im going there now to get one and train it to kill odin!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:00 pm


Oh and odin her Rpc is in Elona at the victors resturaunt, shes working there as a waitress!!

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Everydaysfriday7

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:00 pm


Odin Leonhart
Kika, you still in the RP?

TM: Maybe you should put it in ur Journal razz


Great idea. I think I'll do that right now.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:02 pm


XD You make it sound like you're laughing at my RPC as you're typing that...XDXD

sarcasticcabbage

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:03 pm


Everydaysfriday7
Odin Leonhart
Kika, you still in the RP?

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Great idea. I think I'll do that right now.

wink
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:05 pm


- You can't kill me that easily, I have a Guardian Angel watching me mrgreen

- And my RPC is working as a chef at that same restaurant whee

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