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Just a bunch of stories on the first page. All written by me. May open a roleplaying section. 

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FAVORITE SMILEY TIME!
The bunny!
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The cat!
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These arent smileys!
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The heck they arent!
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xxsmiley

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:01 pm


'ello. I'm here. I hope I didn't miss too much! confused
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:02 pm


HAHA I POSTED IN LESS THAN TEN MINUETS BWAHAH!! Just to prove you wrong myo!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:05 pm


XD Ah, but only to prove me wrong. No one actually WANTS to reply to me. You all hate me. DON'TCHA?!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:09 pm


hello.... well I gotta go... seems like Katrina survived Dairens attack in the battle in Ascalon 'cuz I didn't post... I'm just gonna pretend she had run away whee
-uses imagination- well I have to go get ready for soccer- bye bye! cry

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:10 pm


Lol I will to reply to your post......wow you chased off smily!....You do kill posts! WE NEED THE POSTING ANTIDOTE!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:12 pm


NEW!
The posting anditote!
Just take one a day, and all your posting laziness will go away!
-Hands out posting antidote-
Now take those antidotes!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:14 pm


Part One

Once upon a time in a strange land far, far, away.. (Canadia)

There was a group of swarthy rouges who loved nothing more than to eat cabbage soup cooked in thier Easy Bake Ovens. How they made soup in an Easy Bake Oven I am not sure, but I heard it was quite tastey. This delicasy was made of the most evil of ingredients, such as Ovaltine and cough syrup.

To procure all of these ingrediants to get just the most fiendish flavors our favorite swarmy rouges had to resort to Piracy. After getting a ship they needed a flag. Unfortinately they were out of money and none of them knew how to sew. They ended up making due with some banner they stole from a soybean farmer. The group then became known as the Soy Bean Pirates!

After a succesfull day of Piracy the group decided to hit the taverns and get themselves some rum and wenches. (the two go together like peanutbutter and jelly) And in one establishment they saw a gnarly, gangly looked old lady with 3 and a half teeth. The pirates taunted her, and ended up stealing her shoes for flavoring their next batch of soup.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:14 pm


Wow. I might as well just get off the OOC chat.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:19 pm


Lol -clap clap clap- I liked the story!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:22 pm


Kika-chan dont even try to leave scream

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:28 pm


No, Kika-chan! Don't leave!
-begs-
We need you!
(For what? I'm not sure, but we'll find a purpose!)

You made me want some soup -------!
(Has no idea what to call you...)
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:28 pm


Part Two

The next night the pirates decided to make a new batch of soup. They threw in all the regular ingrediants and put in the old wonman's shoes last. The broth instantly began to bubble, change colors, and do a mean Elvis inpersonation. As you may have figured out, the woman was a witch! And everyone knows that a witch's toe sweat has magical and malignant properties...

..Well, everyone except the Soy Bean Pirates it seems. The ran away from the cauldren and gazed at it in horror. Then, to make matters worse a group of Ninja Monkeys attacked! ninja

*battle sounds*

Because pirates are so much better than ninjas the heroes easily defeated the monkeys and added them to their stew. THe concoction then burped and sloppled and tiny forms slowly rose out of it. They were covered in green and reeked of all fowl things. They had killer instincts and a thirst for pinapple juice. They were the Cabbage Monkeys!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:30 pm


Im like, why not writing a novel about it mrgreen
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:30 pm


Heh.. Call me Tan... Or Batman. Batman would be slightly amusing.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:32 pm


I think I use TM (TanMan xp )
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