The person below me

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

That is nothing more than a logical absurdity. Sorry.

The person below me knows who Ugly Kid Joe is.  

[JTN]

Yes, because ♫♪♫ I... hate everything about you! ♪♫♪



The person below me needs a hug... whether he/she likes it or not. heart twisted  

[Dragona_Soluna]

It's true... A hug would be nice. The question now being do I want it from you or not. whee

The person below me loves mint ice cream with mini chucks of peanut butter in it and butterscotch and caramel syrup all over it... Yummy! heart  

[JTN]

Nope... but add toffee chunks and maybe we'll talk.


The person below me hates having data caps on his/her internet service. stressed  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

Yes, because that could destabilize my PC.

(P.S. you actually still don't know who Ugly Kid Joe is because you instead made a 3DG reference that's irrelevant to my question.)

The person below me likes Brutalist architecture.  

[engineer-of-doom]

oh dear god... no, that's some of the worse architecture ever, and that's coming from someone who admires an elegant span of concrete used in a freeway interchange...

The person below me loves Indian food  

[JTN]

Yes! As a matter of fact, I'm enjoying some chettinaad fried chicken right now... while thinking about my ex-GF and watching THIS VIDEO.


The person below me cries when eating spicy food, not from the heat but from the fact it's so dang good!

*vents steam from eyeballs* heart burning_eyes heart  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

I don't cry eating spicy foods, and no, I don't relish the thought of them tasting so good, quite frankly.

(BTW, why don't you try the 911 from Cluck-U's. Maybe THAT will make you cry. And maybe not through tears of joy, heh heh twisted )

The person below me is a stalker from the lands of Transylvania.  

[JTN]

Yes, but still not as interesting as a certain self-proclaimed "sweet transvestite" from Transsexual, Transylvania.


The person below me cannot imagine Skrillex dancing without laughing a little.  

[A death bird]

oddly likes muffens  

[JTN]

You are partially correct. I like odd muffins.


The person below me can sneeze with his/her eyes open.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I don't know.

The person below me has a job.  

[JTN]

Yes, and it sucks... but I need it.


The person below me does not want an iPhone 5.  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

Of course not. Actually, I'm not into the whole Smartphone craze that so many people are addicted to (woefully short battery lifespan, anyone?), nor am I into this Tablet trend (which, BTW, isn't going to be an effective replacement for computers, if you ask me).

The person below me wished that he/she was an actual rocket scientist.