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 Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:44 am
*Kero glares...and pulls one out of his robe, handing it to her*
And ordered me to give one to any adult who asked about them...I have never, and will never, live that down...needless to say, I never attempted a spell too advanced for me again...
*He seems to be telling the truth...but a slight grimace appears at the corner of his mouth*
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:46 am
"Something sticking in yer craw, Kerobian?" asks Champhy secreting the photo away in the bosom of her dress.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:49 am
*Kero shakes his head*
No...No...just thinking...there was one time afterwards I got in gigantic trouble....I tried to invade elysium...well...my master turned me over, all right....but...erm....
*He blushes so red his face catches on fire*
Let's just say not in private...
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:55 am
"Was that before or after the mistress left? I vaguely remember her telling an old tale to Master Amestru once, about something that happened long before she knew him."
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:57 am
*Kero shrugs*
What was the tale? It may or may not have been....
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:19 pm
"Something about some fool mage who stormed the realm alone, commando style, and got his but handed to him on a silver platter... I believe was her term for what happened. She seemed to think it was rather funny, although from the sound of it, he created a ton of enemies by doing it."
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:22 pm
*Kero blushes*
Let's just say the butt comment was quite literal....and yes...that was me...much younger, mind you....but me, nonetheless...
And trust me...you haven't had a whipping until Jormungandr does it....I, quite literally, could not sit down for a thousand years!
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:32 pm
"Well, how about plopping that ebony furred backside of yours on a stool over there and let's have a slice of peach pie I made this afternoon. Ye know, ye've lived an interesting life. Me, well I was sold off at an early age into an unwanted marriage and fled to m'lady's realm shortly thereafter... outside of me training as a cook, I've not much to show for meself, but I'm content. You've just confirmed something for me. Interesting lives often have messy endings. Any one of those events could have been the end of you."
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:34 pm
*Kero nods*
Thankfully, I'm nearly immortal....though not quite...I can still be killed...just damned difficult...
*Sits down, accepting a slice of pie from the horse*
So...I've given you some of my more embarassing stories...fair's fair, Champhy...were ye ever paddled?
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:40 pm
Champhy shakes her head. "Horses don't paddle. Lock ye up in yer room, kick ye in the rear iffin ye get too far out of line... but paddle... naw... humans tough seem to see no problem with taking whips to us now and agin."
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:42 pm
*Kero laughs*
Makes me glad I'm not human...
I still wonder whether those two realized I was bluffing...Ly would murder me if I paddled Keva...and you'd murder me if I did the same to Averus, I'll bet!
This is wonderful pie, by the way...and I don't even like peaches...
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:51 pm
"Why thank ye, Kerobian... that is high praise indeed. It is one of me own recipes... I'm glad ye like it. Well I've got work to do and ye should probably check in on those two miscreants.. and thank you for modifying that wheel into something more useful. I'll let ye know how it works out."
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:55 pm
*Kero nods, teleporting to the library...willing a paddle into existence with his mind...simply to scare the two*
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:35 pm
He walks into the middle of a whispered argument.
"Ye can't say that, don't ye remember what uncle Kero said..."
"But it is true, it says so right here.. see..."
"That author was a fool, ye said so yer self the first time we read it together... don't ye remember..."
"But the spell did work... yea... I couldn't talk, but I could think... I knew what was ..."
"Veru, yer an idiot... "
The last was hissed by Keva at almost a true speaking voice, but he never finishes the statement, having seen Kerobian enter. He quickly pretends to be absorbed in his writing. Averus opens his mouth to make a response, looks Kerobian''s way and with a swallowed gulp does the same.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:37 pm
*Kero looks at them both*
What's all the hubbub...Bubs?
Seriously...some problem here...maybe I can work it out...I am an expert in magic, after all...
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