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 Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:35 am
Averus moans. "Not more writing..." but he doesn't object too hard and Keva is nodding furiously his agreement. It seems that he has heard something in family tales of Jor's methods of punishment.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:39 am
*Kero looks at Averus*
Yep...more writing...trust me...ye do not want me administering my master's punishments for magical misdeeds...nope...ye don't...
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:44 am
As the two youth move off towards the library, arguing furiously under their breaths with each other, Champhy asks the burning question. "And what kind of punishments would those be... anything I can use on this end with Averus?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:45 am
*Kero laughs*
Put it this way...that depends on which end yer talking about...
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:50 am
The old water horse chuckles wickedly. "I was just clarifying yer methods. Yer answer was good enough fer me." She looks at the dog wheel and shifts to her humanoid form, going forward to inspect it further. "Ye know, I probably could get the brownies to work this thing with far less trouble and it would actually be good fer them too. Many of them have such sedentary lives."
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:54 am
*Kero nods*
That's actually a very good idea....I wonder if the kiddos know I was bluffing? I wouldn't turn either of them over my knee...not my jurisdiction...Keva's Lyssan's kid...and Averus is yours...so I'm not about to forget my place...
*Goes over to the wheel, examining it and trying to figure out how to remodel it for a brownie*
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:59 am
Champhy looks over his shoulder. "Does it hae to be a wheel... can it be a treadmill?" she asks thoughtfully. "I've seen threshers that use treadmills that people take turns walking on."
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:04 am
*Kero nods, writhing his hands in intricate gestures...and sure enough, the wheel blurs into a treadmill*
How's that?
Oh...and there is one thing my master used to do...a few things, actually...some you need me to do, though...
For one...he'd strip me of my power....or embarass me in some other way....*Shudders*...I remember one time...I had tried a really advanced spell...nearly blew up the Void...caused mass pulsar waves and solar storms...you guys probably felt it here...a shivering in your bones about five million years ago...
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:07 am
Champhy shrugs, wasn't around to feel that, I'm afraid. How old do ye think I am, mage? Though I do not doubt the lady did and the master as well. So what were ye attempting to do at the time, brush the dirt off yer feet?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:08 am
*Kero laughs*
I wish....I was attempting to use the absorption seal...a spell that allows me to suck an inanimate object larger than this palace to the bone...unfortunately, I mixed up two runes....so it became a repulsion seal instead...boy, was my master ever mad....
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:16 am
"Ye could absorb something as big as this palace!" cries the horse in alarm. "Blimey! That is some appetite ye have, mage. No wonder yer always hungry." she shakes her head in disbelief, then grins wickedly. "Ye know dropping a few tales around the staff of some of yer pitfalls, so that they get back to the boys might work to our advantage. I bet they've seen magic all their lives and think nothing of it cause.. well, because it is so much a part of them. I mean, m'lady doesn't do any of the big stuff anymore, says she has her reasons and iffin they are what I think they are, I understand. And the master, well, his magic is usually all caught up in growing things and as such dramatic effects just don't present themselves very often. Now iffin the boys knew just how bad things could go wrong...."
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:19 am
*Kero laughs...then takes on a fake serious tone...as indicated both by his grin...and his green eyes*
Hey Champhy...I thought I asked you to call me Kero...
And sure...we can tell them of my mishaps...All-Ruler knows I've had them...and my master's punishment for the seal incident....welll...ever hear of complaints century...it's a Voidic tradition...once every 100,000 years, anyone with a complaint can come and B**** to the ruler...me...about their problems....
Well...as punishment for the seal...let's just say I did it...in some rather......interesting clothing.....
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:36 am
Champhy lifts a graceful brow and waits for the axe to fall, knowing full well, Kerobian wouldn't have told half a story without adding in the punch line.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:37 am
*Kero blushes, steeling himself...and creates an illusion....of himself in baby clothes...as a full grown lion...complete with rattle tied to his tail...and a teddy bear in his paws...and yes, a blue bonnet tied round his head*
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:41 am
Champhy hides her mouth beind a delicately manicured hand and giggles. It is a sound he had never heard form the horse before.
"I'm sorry, Kerobian, but that image is just too dear. He took pictures, I assume?"
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