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 Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:08 pm
Je ne suis pas Riccardo.
Who knows what shadows lurk in the hearts of men?
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:33 pm
Dr. Phil 3nodding
What is vinegar made of?
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:58 pm
Bad wine.
What is life made of?
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:35 pm
Fail.
Have you lost the game yet today?
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:03 pm
i will never lose
why is cheese cake called a cake?
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:51 pm
Because if it was cheese pie, people might mistake it for quiche 3nodding
How do you make an upside-down cake?
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:53 pm
Start with the baking, and end with adding the flour
Why is no-one smarter that a 5th grader?
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:11 pm
Because aliens abducted all the 5th Graders and replaced them with robots.
What's the root of all evil?
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:45 am
The square root of negative good 3nodding
Where do babies come from? =o
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:37 am
storks that fly over head and drop them into parents laps. mrgreen
why were fairy tales created?
ninja
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:28 pm
The fairies weren't happy when their tails got cut off and given to small children, so people invented fairy tales to stave off the wrath of the fey 3nodding
How do cell phones work?
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:33 pm
They don't. You just think they do. ninja
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:25 am
With the Lady who sells sea shells by the sea shore.
Why do some people struggle with tounge twisters?
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:04 pm
Because they can't fold their tongues emo
Who is The Queen of the Damned?
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:28 pm
The wife of Satan
Why was there a series called "reaper" made?
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