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 Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:19 am
A minute ago on MÄR:
Evil guy (to good guy) : I'm planning on having you for dinner tonight, so don't bother wasting energy struggling...
I cracked up xD
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:01 pm
ill give ya'all one from my senior year in highschool, government class
teacher: now, i want you all to use full names in your reports, for example, i want you to say " d**k Cheynee ((sp? ))" intead of " d**k " 'cuz there are a lot of " d**k's " in the world, how am i supposed to know which one your talking about?
thus my entire senior class started grinning, and my teacher looked shocked, we started laughing our asses off, him along with us, and needless to say, that little epidemic made it into the year book......we had such an awsome government teacher.......nyahahaha!!
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:49 pm
I've got a good one from computer class
Teacher: Well you can say the customer always comes first.
Me: *Stiffling a laugh*
Teacher: Or something like we are here to satisfy their needs or something...
Me: *Struggling not to laugh*
Teacher: At least include something like as long as the customer is happy we are.
Friend: You're a very sick person....
Our teacher was telling us what to write for our website front page... Another one I had from a sleepover.
Me: Okay all you have to do is help me shuffle them.
Izzy: B-but it's so big! You want me shuffle your deck?!
Me: *Is struggling to be serious* Okay fine, Nicy you do it!
Nicy: Oh I'm all nervous now! It's too big for me to shuffle! Besides it looks really soft too.
Me: *Finally bursts out laughing* You guys are horrible.
I was asking them to help me with a tarot reading by the way. >_>
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:30 pm
Oh man Akio... that's hillarious... rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:09 am
Veri funny.
Tops my band teacher's speech about us not being loud enough in a vocal part in one of our songs.
"I want KONG! Deep testosterone filled KONG! Not a wimpy Richard Simmons KoONG"
He preformed an odd skip hop. Entire band cracked up...
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:19 pm
toboe: wow tsume it's so big and thick.... it looks painful
tsume: uh..... *blushes and has a boner*
hehehehehe boys x boys all the way go boys go
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 11:49 pm
My dear sweet disgusting little brother is obsessed with RayMan. This game where you play a big-nosed limbless guy with a helecopter on his head.
Anyway, when he lifts things or climbs walls or such, he GROANS and MOANS and it sounds like something else.
It's like "Unfh...Ahh...Ehh.." And my mom heard it and yelled "OMG WILL HE JUST STOP GRUNTING ALREADY!?"
I burst out laughing. biggrin
Then also... today, AGAIN, Brandon and Nath are being UST-HINTY like hells.
This is what Brandon said (uke biggrin )
"It's BIG! like Nathe..."
and I was like OMG just do it already.
If I were a christian, i'd be in hell by now.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:20 pm
My chemistry class.
JEBUS POPTARTS IT'S A FREAKIN' INNUENDOFEST.
'But when atoms both have the same orientation, they're more likely to come together....'
'If it hasn't hardened by now, do it faster.' (we were stirring stuff. O_o)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:54 pm
Sushii-Princess My dear sweet disgusting little brother is obsessed with RayMan. This game where you play a big-nosed limbless guy with a helecopter on his head.
Anyway, when he lifts things or climbs walls or such, he GROANS and MOANS and it sounds like something else.
It's like "Unfh...Ahh...Ehh.." And my mom heard it and yelled "OMG WILL HE JUST STOP GRUNTING ALREADY!?"
I burst out laughing. biggrin
Then also... today, AGAIN, Brandon and Nath are being UST-HINTY like hells.
This is what Brandon said (uke biggrin )
"It's BIG! like Nathe..."
and I was like OMG just do it already.
If I were a christian, i'd be in hell by now. OhmygodIloveit. *snickerfalloverdie* They sound CUTE.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:01 pm
You know what's a fantastic place for UST and suggestiveness?
Drama.
Oh my god, I love high school drama club.
We're doing the play Damn Yankees right now, and in the middle of one of the songs, "The Game," it's basically about guys resisting women and booze and gambling so their baseball game is better. So they start having locker room talk and talk about the girls they've resisted for the sake of the game.
Well, one of the verses goes as such-
Player: There was that waitress back in Kansas city/
Built for comfort, dumb but pretty-
Guys: Yeah? YEAH?
Player: Man, her perfume sure did smell sweet/
Got her up to my hotel suite
Guys: Yeah? YEAH?
Player: *grabs one of the other players, who is quite cute, and brings him into a dip, as if he's the woman* She kills a pint of gin, more or less-
Guys: Ooooh.
Player: *runs hand down other guys chest* The lights are low- *hushed* and she slips off her dress...
Now, when the guys start going "yeah?" again, the two's lips get closer, and closer, and then-
Player: *drops other guy* BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT THE GAME!
Guys: The game! The game!
XD
And in another verse, the two guys were supposed to kiss (or make it look like they kissed- and damn was it a treat during rehearsal to watch! They were quite convincing.) and then walk off all awkward and hetero like they didn't know what they were doing, but they chickened out and went with the dip thing again. :/
But man, is drama AWESOME.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 7:05 pm
Gawd, Kitsune... what a teaser! xd
I'd post something... but I have to come up with something first ^^;
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:19 am
Kitsune-chan! That is SO not fair, PLEASE get a camera or something! *squeal*
Hm. Brandon and Nath are cute, but only together. Theyre actually total assholes, but I'm nice to them just because of the UST.
Anywho, more ust from them, I quote what I posted a few pages ago:
Quote: Rahahah. Um. There are these two guys in my class. Nathaniel and Brandon. I SWEAR TO YOU, THEY ARE DOING IT. So. I've been mentally torturing Brandon by mentioning S&M, which the innocent little 14-year old is not very familiar with. Anyway, he eventually found out what it meant. But he still didn't really... understand... all he knew was that is was something SEXUAL. So he told me: "Please tell me! I won't tell anyone! Nobody cares! Except Nath..." And I DIED. And then again. "I like big Nathes" (you know like the song by Sir Mixalot) and "Hi I'm Ben. Ben Dover." And such things, ALL THE TIME. And once I found them SUPER-HUGGING in the corridor. Like almost makeout-hug. Heh. I love them.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:55 pm
if you want really good ones check out a couple episodes of gakuen heaven ep 2 and up those really make you think dirty
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:03 pm
POKEMON...
Ugh boy my guy friends changed that game for me...
Hard on is the name of my friend's Onix
Vibrator for his Pikachu >.<
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:38 pm
Uchiha Sasuke Chan POKEMON... Ugh boy my guy friends changed that game for me... Hard on is the name of my friend's Onix Vibrator for his Pikachu >.< I love your friend
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