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 Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:02 pm
...a slug demon wearing plaid lederhosen and riding a unicycle rolls into the bar; crosses the floor to the wall across from the service counter. It comes to a halt, extends a small pseudopod and begins to paint an obscure symbol in the air before it...
It vanishes into thin air with a HUGE farting noise and a shower of foul-smelling confetti; which thankfully dissolves before it touches the bar floor. Sparing anyone a mop-up.
The following words appear in flaming purple letters:
Greetings to you all;it is I, The Necrophagous speaking. We have opened our Tavern in your "ChatterBox Sub-Forum" and would welcome all to join my PriestHood and I in our Magnum Celebratum!! It is neutral territory so even those on the side of the loathesome light may join us as guests. mrgreen Come newbies, come oldbies, come all! As an Especial Courtesy the Staff of this Bar are welcome at all times,your money is worthless. We have summoned our band and are ready to commence...we await your Honored Presence in our Domain. The words remain smoldering in the air, jasmine smoke.......
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:06 pm
The Little Blue-haired Tamcat,having been effectively dressed down, walks
into the Bar.Oddly enough,she carries in her hand an enormous pile of green sh...OOh almost forgot myself(grins)Poo.She says to the bartender
"Oh my can you believe I almost stepped in this?"
That is officially the end of my green poo fun.(It just cracked me way up!)
Of course if it comes in other colors...I dunno.Farts and colored ca-ca just have that special way about em.Go figure.
If that drink offer is still good, I would love to have a chocolate chip malt with extra malt if you please and for the house Im treating to nachos.
Oh and as far as the damage that feckless Lord of the Void has caused please allow me to cover it.
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:03 pm
His heavy boots give sign that someone is approaching before the doors even open. Then just as the doors should have opened the sound stops for a short pause. *BAM* Dart kicks the door open and does a quick sweep through the bar with his rifle. Seeing nothing but some startled faces he realizes its just an average bar.
"Heh, this place sure looks different in the daylight"
His M-14 lazily flips behind him to rest on his back as Dart clomps his way up to the bar.
"this ticket says I can get some nachos? I got a lunch break and anything is better than the mess hall."
His burning red eyes are hidden safely behind his sunglasses as they scan the room looking for quick exits and good areas to use as cover. He doesnt come across paranoid but the back of his mind as helped him get out of bad situations before. Why stop now?
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:19 pm
*appears from the shadows* Please dont kick the door -_-" Unless you intend to pay for damages that is. Also NO WEAPONS! we like our newbies to be safe. I'm ancantsia the Bouncer of the bar and if you dont want thrown out please try and act slightly more normal -_-" Spread your Wings and Fly 
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:44 pm
*looks around*
It's looks like it's calmily now ...
Can I have a glass of milk, please? sweatdrop
I will visit this new bar later ... it must be fun
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:03 pm
please join Lord Necrophagous' bar its in the chatter box please come
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:52 am
LupusFuyu *looks around* It's looks like it's calmily now ... Can I have a glass of milk, please? sweatdrop I will visit this new bar later ... it must be fun Sure thing man. *Grabs a gallon of milk from the ice box and fills a glass to the rim with the ice cold milk. He then sets it next to Lupus with a couple of cookies.* Here you go man. If you need anything else, you know what to do. xd
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:54 am
eek Bo? You look...smart in your suit sweatdrop What happened to superman xD Spread your Wings and Fly
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:16 am
*Slams open the door*
HAII PEOPLE
I MISSED GAIA AND YOU GUYS SOO MUCH.
*Sits by the bar*
I'm so drowned by school work. crying
Bo can I have the usual please?
TY! 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:01 am
Sure thing Faith.
*Leaps behind the bar and grabs a ice cold mountsin dew and a bowl of chips with cheese.*
Here you go love.
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:37 pm
*takes the glass of milk and thanks*
Thanks Bo
*drinks his milk*
whee
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:51 pm
*walks in, looks around cautiously*
This place seems pretty quiet
*sheaths the machete and takes a seat at the bar*
Hey, whoever's working, I'll take a Mountain Dew... and do you have any food in this place? I'm starved
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:05 pm
Barkeeps:- salangel + Bizzybo
and yes we do have food just shout out your order and someone will be sure to get it to you. Spread your Wings and Fly
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:58 pm
kool, I'll take chicken strips, some fries, and a chocolate sundae razz
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