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 Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:37 pm
You stole my fish. That's the only way to stop you from stealing my fishes again. >:3
Why did you eat my fish? >:O
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:56 pm
I did not. They're in my freezer for future cooking.
You destroyed the chocolate shop!
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:25 am
ey that choco shop was just a front,for a secret base-of-operation of one of those evil organization with their old 'take over the world gig' and shizz,plus i like to blow shits up so i been doin you and myself a favor bud.
and as i remember i parked a Chopper in my garage last night and you were stayin the night at my house,now all i see this morning is a busted old bike,you mind explaining to me why?
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:23 am
The Biker did a stunt, and destroyed the chopper.
You broke my favorite disc!
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:16 pm
I'm sorry. It was in my hands being prepared to be put it back in it's case then three of my Keeshonds jumped on me at the same time and it went flying across the room and they thought it was a toy to they chewed it to bits. Q.Q
WHY DID YOU STEAL MY STRAWBERRY CREAM CHEESE FILLED MUFFIN!?
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:50 am
that muffin was one of mine ehhhh failed attempts at making foods comes alive ey c'mon its kinda boring to watch TV sitcoms alone,and this one paticularly carry a soul of a cuckoo-banana-squishy warlord ,so i took it back to my place and got the soul out,buttt i kinda get carried away since that muffin smells soooo freakin good,you know how the rest of this goes.
btw you mine tell me what the heck did you do to mine kitchen?all thats left of it is this big-a** hole that connect my living room right to my backyard.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:36 pm
You said I could help myself to anything in the kitchen. So I helped myself to everything in the kitchen.
Why did you that hooker to the train tracks?
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:43 pm
Because I accidentaly my chances.
Hey, did you get that thing I sent ya'? You know, that thing.
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Puppet on a String Theory Crew
Philosophizing Bibliophile
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 3:47 pm
xxx Actually, it ended up at the neighbour's. They're having a party, I assure you.
xxx You made me... less long. How could you?
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:44 am
I wanted to count how many vertebrae you had. Guess I cut a little too deep, sorry.
You brought a donkey onto a trolley car!
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:17 pm
To be fair, it was a rather ugly trolley car, so it was kind of an improvement.
You double-dipped the chip!
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:30 am
*Vigarously rims the tin*
HA. NOW'S THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE...
I did not think this plan through...
HEY. YOU. I lent you the Motaba virus in confidence, how could you!?
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:46 pm
Aw C'mon, you know how hard it is to keep the damn thing CONTAINED? shesh! Now I'm not pointing any fingers but at least use a tougher container next time would ya?
Oh by the way, did you eat mah last donut?
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:15 pm
Yeah, sorry.
You spit on the sidewalk!
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:19 pm
I was aiming for the cop.
You wrote the screenplay for Superman 2!
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