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 Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:37 pm
I told you to... just... ugh
I'm calling from jail because i dropped a battleship from the sky
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:13 pm
 I told you not to play that game while sky diving again!! I'm calling from jail because I refused to believe that 2 plus 2 is 4.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:38 pm
I told you non-waysiders wouldn't believe you!
I'm calling from jail because i lost the One Ring
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:26 pm
Thank goodness we bought so many of those replicas! I'm calling from jail because they they didn't have any Brie.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:18 am
I TOLD you the clerk wasn't knife-proof!
I'm calling from jail because I spoke up at the wedding when he said "speak now".
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:43 am
I told you not to burst out into random musicals...
I'm calling from jail because I didn't know cat's conduct electricty...
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:42 am
I told you that sticking electrodes in the orifices of an animal were a crime.
I'm calling from jail because I told him "Who do you think you are, running around leaving scars...?"
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:49 am
Well, that's what Scar-maker does.
I'm calling from jail because...well, do you remember that one chick that said she was 18?
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:43 pm
I told you it was a guy! I'm calling from jail because well they really looked like they wanted out of those cages. . .
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:58 am
I told you- the gorillas need to- Oh, god, OH GOD!!!
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I'm calling... from jail... because... I threw another guy in the way...
*collapses*
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:38 am
Yeah, that other "guy" was my mother! scream
I'm calling from Jail, because I stole this very phone! twisted
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:36 pm
I told you iPhones are better.
I'm calling from jail because of nuking school.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:11 pm
I told you not to buy Acme nukes! I'm calling from jail because I painted the roses red.
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:56 am
B-but I tried telling you about! -_- I told you to paint them purple not red or you'd go to jail.
I'm calling from jail because I hit Justin Bieber in the face with a t-shirt.
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:55 pm
I told you to use a water bottle!!! xd
I'm calling from jail because I copyrighted Ninetails.
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