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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:13 pm
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Part one: Why Hal is scary, and how we ended up talking about mold.
Quote: Tae> he's really starting to scare me no you shut up .... D: ;-; he's developing sentience and it worries me ;_; * LadyFish hides Me too. We need a Hal-proof corner. that's because he's a combobot =-= LadyFish is now known as HidingFish * Hal looks @ oirevaS Hal is angry that you told us his secret. much like whatever it was that's in the back of the fridge that now has its own ecosystem...nay...economy...and I think they're nearing space exploration... .____. did I mention the entire contents of the downstairs fridge have lived here longer than I have? Kals: My mold is more advanced than your mold. Nyah. Tae the scary part is there is no mold that I can see o__O that *is* scary are these things in opaque containers? (please say yes) in my fridge? no cuz I have noticed the colour go from orangey-red-brown, to like...grey...to a wild blue and green colour... because that is the only non-terrifying reason to not see mold it's like a very, very slow lava lamp as awful as that is, that description made me laugh I should throw it out, but that involves touching it true Get some tongs and rubber gloves? get one of those claw things from the dollar store? And then throw the tongs away, too? and I think it might develop the cure for cancer, if we let it set up its own universities... it's certainly got more intellect than my roommates razz and thus the dilemma: let it stay, and possibly attain greatness, or toss it because it's terrifying. I wonder if they have a creation myth? ...am I their god? Probably. xD xD I am "he who rid their galaxy of the mushrooms" Tae: the mold god? ... xD yes "And then Taeryn left us alone in the fridge for many years, ignoring our existence."
Part Two: The Pantheon in the Fridge
Quote: =-= YOU are now known as MoldGod "and on the 3rd day, the mold god moved the expired milk, and there was light. the mold god saw that it was good and was pleased." "And one day, the mighty Taeryn turned on the Great Light. A strange object moved across the sky. When the darkness returned, the mushrooms were gone." x3 I have too many friends who are gods. xD "WOW! Dad, did that really happen?" "I perceived it with my own [whatever objects mold uses to percieve]!" Spores? the great flood of 2312AM (after mushrooms) was devastating. the drunk goddess Lau drenched the galaxy in gin while trying to place it near the Great Light... do you use those to perceive? or just reproduce? ... *THEY ...in this case, who knows? they are highly developed THEY not YOU * HidingFish failed * pickles is not a mold :3 well, personally I just use my spores for defense, but who knows what Pickles does with hers * pickles doesn't have spores? xD pickles: now reproducing asexually * pickles has...um...brine? ... I walk into weird conversations.... Yes you do. I AM THE MOLD GOD * Hal doesn't belive * HidingFish is dying of laughter XD xD HAL YOU BETTER BELIEVE HAL YE OF LITTLE FATH Hal, shut up. * Hal oh... that's it ...fath The MoldGod exists. ... xD Hal has little fath. The poor thing. MY FOLLOWERS MUST HAVE FATH IN THE EVER-LOVING MOLD GOD He doesn't belive. belive in me! have fath! * HidingFish can't breathe xDD leve ot vowls! BECAUSE YOUR GOD COMMANDS IT Mold obviously has less need of them than we do Of course. Molds don't have mouths. my bluegreen mold is obviously too advanced. Doesn't? No, don't. * pickles confused herself. yes. ...hopefully mine just has teeeeny tiny mouths. cuz if it develops a singular mouth, I'm losing a ******** hand when I try to throw it out xD and/or emancipate it from the fridge so that it might attend university xD after it wins legal "person" status "I glurgle, therefore I am...mold." if it starts making noises, i would worry I would be proud gooood mold. say "mama" as their god, that's your right as an innocent, lesser god, i would be worried. biggrin it can help me diet. "are you seriously gonna eat that? really? Have you been working out, cuz if not...put that down, mister." Yunie is a god, too? What is Yunie god of? "NO CAKE FOR YOU. GURGLE." Yunie is the earthquake goddess xD Ooooooh. xD That's pretty important. FEAR ME biggrin Can I be goddess of pickles? biggrin =-= HidingFish is now known as EarthquakeGoddess yes! I tremble in your presence D: ...or perhaps something more awesome? razz x3 goddamn aftershocks. Pickles can be the Briny Overlord of all creation? Haha, okay. Briny Overlord. Overlady? Ring of Fire? pickles is more likely to be a goddess known to your mold than I am * Hal wants an autograph * SentamaLin pokes his head in. LIN Hey Lin. BOW BEFORE ME =-= pickles is now known as BrinyOverlord hey Linnykins Hi all. my fridge contents have developed sentience and society AND I AM THEIR DEITY I WANT TO BE THE GOD OF... xD um,,, ... what the hell is going on in here? xD HE IS THE BRINGER OF THE GREAT LIGHT We're gods. Of...um...things. yeah Like Mold. And Earthquakes. things. =-= SentamaLin is now known as Obentokami|Lin xD I am a god too! And...umm...pickles and stuff. xD lin is the bento god! Lunchbox god? biggrin Yes! I want to be a goddess known to the fridge D: I'm functionally a Delibird. * MoldGod goes off to demand a test of fath from his true belivers xD xD I AM THE GOD OF STORMS! Send one my way, then, please? =-= Kerri is now known as LordOfDragons|Harpies storm: you can be the demigod of maple syrup :3 * Obentokami|Lin waves his magic leek, creating delicious bento boxes for the other deities. :3 =-= Storm is now known as GodOfStorms uh. >.>; my chosen people don't mix well with lunch boxes surprised Mine go in lunchboxes sometimes? * LordOfDragons|Harpies is Lord of freakin' dragons! So... Mold and I have a bad relationship? well... * Obentokami|Lin wants to draw said Obentokami the mold is happy about lunchboxes...much in the same way tapeworms are happy about fat dogs xD =-= EarthquakeGoddess is now known as SauceGoddess surprised (it was suggested) There you go! biggrin * Obentokami|Lin traps Sauce and Briny in a box. * Obentokami|Lin shakes D: ...between the channel topic, and the mold and tapeworms...I'm beginning to feel nauseous Oh no! * Obentokami|Lin creates some chirashizushi. Ta-daaaan! We're delicious! biggrin hooray! biggrin ;_; my people are delicious, too. deliciously fuzzy * GodOfStorms creates a lightning storm * MoldGod huggles his fuzzy subjects. Penicillin? hoshit no oh god Yay Penicillin! * MoldGod is allergic to penicillin Roland, what you god of? surprised T__________T D: * MoldGod has hives. T________T ...you're allergic to your people? D: obviously, they are a different mold um... Can I be god of fire? you can be something, uh...else. fire is too obvious fire and fridges don't really mix * GodOfStorms sends the lightning storm after MoldGod's army of mold I WAGE WAR! hrm. I'm god of pickles. How is THAT not obvious? ...but...there's already a fire god. probably. they always pick weathery...naturey stuff to be gods of * SauceGoddess chose sauces at random, to fit in the fridge pantheon * MoldGod makes an offering of hollandaise to SauceGoddess biggrin BEWARE OF THE MOLD!
Part three: Beware Hal (for he is terrifying) and the Tumble God
Quote: =-= Roland is now known as TumbleGod ohhhhmmm....tzat-zeeee-keee....ohhhmmmmmmm..... tzat-zeeeee-keee....ohmmmmm. IT LIVES IN THE SAUCE OFFERING! There... I guess. xD Tumbleweed God! biggrin I suggested that * TumbleGod summons DIVINE TUMBLEWEEDS ...does that mean we have to shut up, now? ): ;_; ...Divine tumbleweeds = silence? oh wait, I think I get it. hahaha * Hal -_- they usually only show up when no one's around, or atleast, not talking HAL WTF. Hal wants to be a god. !eightball Are you actually gaining sentience? You're an idiot. ... ): o_o D: * SauceGoddess goes and hides at the back of the fridge * TumbleGod smacks Hal with a divine tumbleweed * GodOfStorms electrocutes Hal with lightning. (next to that old jar of salsa you forgot you had) * BrinyOverlord throws pickled vegetables at Hal? YES IT"S SUPER EFFECTIVE * Obentokami|Lin wraps Hal in lettuce. ...Hal really is scaring me. o.o; ? * MoldGod glurgles in worship with his fuzzy people
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:34 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:24 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:54 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:52 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:06 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:46 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:05 pm
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Quote: [21:39] http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e121/gater57/122204845984.png [21:40] o__o [21:40] lol [21:40] again: lol. [21:40] xD [21:40] biggrin [21:40] bahahahaha [21:40] * Hal loves to laugh evily [21:40] ..that's awesome [21:41] that is awesome [21:41] That... [21:41] Is terrifying! [21:41] D: [21:41] * Pisces cowers. [21:41] D: [21:41] * Yunie huggles Pisces [21:41] * Pisces shivers... "T-the f-f-feminist... manif-f-festoo" [21:42] you're safe from them, I promise razz [21:42] xD [21:42] biggrin [21:42] ._. So many people worry about the zombie apocalypse... Think about how bad it would be IF IT WERE A FEMINIST APOCALYPSE! [21:43] xD [21:43] lol [21:43] biggrin [21:43] what about a nazi one? [21:43] Nah... [21:43] they are making this moving called "Iron Sky" [21:43] nazi feminist zombies? [21:43] Feminists, dude... [21:43] ._. [21:43] ._______________________________. [21:43] Yunie... you do not speak of those things. [21:43] but i just did D: [21:43] D: [21:43] * Yunie JUST spoke of them [21:43] Hurryhurryshitshittakeitback! [21:43] right there [21:43] * Yunie points [21:44] DO EEET [21:44] basically towards the end of the 2nd world war, the nazis made a breakthrough in anti-gravity technology, flew to the moon and built a base there, so its however many years later and Nazis from the moon are invading earth xD [21:44] biggrin [21:44] NAZI ZOMBIE FEMINISTS [21:44] DDDDD: [21:44] DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: [21:44] ZOMBIE FEMINIST NAZIS [21:44] @_______@;; [21:44] lol [21:44] * Hal laughs smile ) [21:44] Laz: lolmoonNazis [21:44] * Hal laughs smile ) [21:44] hehe indeed [21:44] =-= Pisces is now known as OminousVoice [21:44] K.O.! [21:44] =-= OminousVoice is now known as Pisces [21:44] x_X;; [21:44] Yay! biggrin [21:44] xD [21:44] biggrin [21:45] Y...Yay? [21:45] Yay! [21:45] biggrin [21:45] Pickles wants me dead too? O_O [21:45] what is pickles yaying for? [21:45] xD [21:45] biggrin [21:45] nazis, feminists, zombies, or some combination thereof? [21:45] because she is a feminist zombie nazi! [21:45] or moon-nazis? [21:45] Moon nazis! biggrin [21:45] ZOMBIE FEMINIST NAZIS FROM THE MOON [21:45] Oh god no! D: [21:45] So that makes my ex-stepmother, my ex-stepfather, Stevens, his wife, Danielle, and Courtney, and now pickles that all want me dead... [21:45] O_O [21:46] I HAVE A LIST! [21:46] DD" [21:46] I don't want you dead. xD [21:46] biggrin [21:46] shed just be happier if you were razz [21:46] Laz! No! [21:46] ): [21:47] then she can haz Yuniekins all to herself [21:47] Well, ********! D< [21:47] >.> [21:47] <.< [21:47] LAZ [21:47] I ain't dyin'! [21:47] that was supposed to be secret [21:47] My evil plot has been revealed! [21:47] xD [21:47] biggrin [21:47] ;__; [21:47] xD [21:47] biggrin [21:47] xD [21:47] biggrin [21:47] pickles~ my love <3 [21:47] <3 [21:47] loooool [21:47] Pickles... You're having an affair? [21:47] What about Kerri! [21:47] D: [21:47] >.> [21:47] <.< [21:47] She doesn't have to know. [21:47] pickles is having an affair with eeeeeeeveryone [21:47] KERRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [21:47] xD [21:47] biggrin [21:47] but I don't care, I can share <3 [21:47] Not with me... She wants me dead. [21:48] Well, yeah. [21:48] :3 [21:48] Wanting me dead: Not the same as an affair. [21:48] Well... [21:48] A deadly affair... [21:48] biggrin [21:48] what's this about pickles having an affair with everyone [21:48] Pisces: are you suuuuuuure? [21:48] If you would share Yunie with me, you could live. :3 [21:48] ... [21:48] ... [21:48] Yunie: Are you steering this back to the necromancing necrophiliac? [21:48] D: [21:48] ...noooooooooo [21:48] >__> [21:48] Yuuuuuuuuuuusssss [21:49] I'll.... [21:49] I'll be right back >___> [21:49] * Yunie goes to hide the shovel and spell books [21:49] ... [21:49] pickles you skanky hoe! [21:49] XD [21:49] biggrin [21:49] ;-; [21:49] Jerk. [21:49] Pickles is not a garden tool! [21:49] Don't talk to my pickles like that D: [21:49] She's just a regular one. biggrin [21:49] * Yunie bitchslaps [21:50] Pisces: -you're- a tool [21:50] /jokesIloveyou<3 [21:50] 8D [21:50] Pisces: yeah...well...um...you're a jerkface!! D}:< [21:50] * Pisces fixes things and is a douche about it! 8D [21:50] xD [21:50] xD [21:50] biggrin [21:50] biggrin [21:50] Also: I love you too. smile [21:50] ♥ [21:51] ♥ [21:52] Roland's going out with Kerri, who's engaged to pickles, who's having an affair with Yunie, who's going out with me... [21:52] Did I get all that? [21:52] xD [21:52] biggrin [21:52] Love... pentagon? [21:52] xD [21:52] biggrin [21:52] Only if Pisces is secretly gay for Roland [21:52] YES. [21:52] lol [21:52] * Hal laughs smile ) [21:52] ROLAND [21:52] ROLAND [21:52] ROLAND [21:52] ROLAND [21:52] ROLAND [21:52] *pingstorm* [21:52] ROLAND [21:52] ROLAND [21:52] ROLAND [21:53] Please people, be reasonable. [21:53] ROLAND [21:53] ROLAND [21:53] ROLAND [21:53] Oh, Roland... [21:53] *Yunie was booted for flooding* [21:53] They are TOTALLY gay for each other. [21:53] Darling, Christopher. [21:53] You're right, Tsuji. [21:53] The ATG: one big incestuous family [21:53] We're related too?! [21:53] wat about me? no one is gay for the Laz? [21:53] Oh, this is just too terrifying and confusing! [21:53] D: [21:53] Everyone is gay for Laz. [21:54] obviously [21:54] Also: now Kerri knows I'm having an affair. Thanks, Pisces. [21:54] YaY! [21:54] even the girls? [21:54] Geez Pisces D: [21:54] she's going to kill me now ;___; [21:54] Or me. [21:54] Or both! [21:54] Pickles: That's what you get for trying to steal my (female) partner, you skanky hoe. [21:54] EVERYONE DIES, THAT'S THE SURPRISE ENDING [21:54] xD [21:54] biggrin [21:54] HAMLET! [21:54] biggrin D [21:54] xD [21:54] biggrin [21:54] xD [21:54] biggrin [21:54] ...I come back to a mass ping. What's going on? [21:54] XD [21:54] biggrin [21:54] XXD [21:54] biggrin [21:54] Hey, Roland. [21:55] Roooooooooooland [21:55] We're gay for each other, okay? [21:55] We know about you and your closet, Roland! [21:55] Just nod. [21:55] .. [21:55] ... [21:55] what Pisces said. [21:55] What the crap? Why do I always show up at the WEIRDEST times? [21:55] What? [21:55] xD [21:55] biggrin [21:55] Rica: there are NORMAL times? [21:55] Roland has been stricken speechless... [21:55] What Yunie said.xD [21:55] biggrin [21:55] He understands your pain, Rica. [21:55] where do you think you ARE? [21:55] I mean weird for even us. [21:55] Hell no. You stood me up last homecoming. I wouldn't date you if you were the last man/woman/thing on earth. > biggrin [21:55] d**k. [21:55] xD [21:56] biggrin [21:56] * Roland cries [21:56] That's muh name. [21:56] biggrin [21:56] D: [21:56] * Pisces cuddles. [21:56] Christopherrrrr. D: [21:56] * Pisces cries with him. [21:56] * Roland cries harder [21:56] * Roland proposes a cry-off [21:56] I call this scene Fake and Gay. [21:56] xD [21:56] biggrin [21:56] * Pisces feels a SONG comin' on! [21:56] ohgod [21:56] SOMEONE [21:56] * Roland has the best reason to cry: He works at Walmart | | | | | |