The Never-Ending Cheat Code: OoT

[The Fruity Magician]

SvennyBaby

The Fruity Magician

Who dances around eating McDonalds hamburgar chees fries whatever that is and so Link...

he save the day! (ugh what awful grammar)

(Continue by specifying how "he save the day".)

with Easter Bunny Eggs! "And so Link goes to town. Comes to save! The Princess ZELDA!"...  

[Maniacally Melodramatic]

But not until he defeats (puts on SSB Melee announcer's voice) Metal Mario Bros.! After handing them their shiny metal butts on a silver platter, you must then take a pen and paper (in real life) and...  

[brawlmaster12344]

draw a triforce and then...  

[Maniacally Melodramatic]

...sing "The Ocarina," which is a Zelda-themed version of the Macarena, along with performing the accompanying dance with a group of NO LESS than 6 drunk Cuccoos. Afterwards, you must go to Lake Hylia and....  

[brawlmaster12344]

drown a fish in the deepest depths of the lake and...  

[Maniacally Melodramatic]

Go talk to the Leioplurodon that appears in the center of the lake to obtain the massive Biggoron Snorkel! Take this item of legendary proportions o, you guessed it, Biggoron. Seems he's been wanting to go on vacation and misplaced his beloved snorkel. After giving it back to him, he leaves and you are granted access into his cavern. Inside you find....  

[brawlmaster12344]

Maniacally Melodramatic

Go talk to the Leioplurodon that appears in the center of the lake to obtain the massive Biggoron Snorkel! Take this item of legendary proportions o, you guessed it, Biggoron. Seems he's been wanting to go on vacation and misplaced his beloved snorkel. After giving it back to him, he leaves and you are granted access into his cavern. Inside you find....

snake's headband.(game character from a different series) you must take the headband to...  

[The Fruity Magician]

brawlmaster12344

Maniacally Melodramatic

Go talk to the Leioplurodon that appears in the center of the lake to obtain the massive Biggoron Snorkel! Take this item of legendary proportions o, you guessed it, Biggoron. Seems he's been wanting to go on vacation and misplaced his beloved snorkel. After giving it back to him, he leaves and you are granted access into his cavern. Inside you find....

snake's headband.(game character from a different series) you must take the headband to...

...his box, where, on top you'll find...  

[Maniacally Melodramatic]

The Giant's Spork! It is a weapon that is 5 times the power of the Biggoron's sword, but it can only be picked up and thrown like the black obelisk things that require the golden gauntlets. Picking up the massive weapon, you then have to carry it (VERY SLOWLY) to the center of Kakariko Village to....  

[brawlmaster12344]

throw it at the carpenter boss, who drops a CD. you must take the CD to...  

[Maniacally Melodramatic]

...Magical Optical Drive! *sparkle sparkle* Use the CD in the MOD to turn off the waterfall in Zora's Domain and then...  

[brawlmaster12344]

U HIT THE JACKPOT!!!!
Zoras come flowing down the waterfall. you must take a corpse to...  

[brawlmaster12344]

bump  

[trip_sha]

put all the chickens in the well ans that will give you...  

[brawlmaster12344]

the ghost tunic! you did it!

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
because this is supposed to be the never ending cheat code