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 Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:06 am
I told you southerners get touchy about butter...
I am calling from jail because i really REALLY wanted a klondike bar
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:25 am
You shoulda just let that guy have last klondike bar,
i am calling from jail because terry's chocolate orange uses false advertising
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:40 am
What did I tell you about forming picket lines? No pitch forks!
I am calling from jail because I just really wanted to see the last ten minutes of the game
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:48 pm
 I told you to Hulu it later!! I am calling from jail because I ran out of lemonade mix
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:05 am
I told you you shouldn't substitute with other yellow liquids!
I'm calling from jail because I hung a guy with his own small intestines.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:36 am
I told you it was a bad idea to stop going to your anger management classes.
Im calling from jail because I threw my husband into incoming traffic.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:14 pm
I told you to knock him out and through him in the mine instead! I'm calling from jail because I needed a substitute to the other other white meat.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:43 pm
I told you to order Chicken Nuggets instead! xD
I'm calling from jail because it was too cold outside...
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:49 pm
I told you not to set that building on fire and just put on a coat! I'm calling from jail because the apple I bought wasn't magic.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:37 pm
I told you you should have stuck with vegetables. My beans worked!
speaking of which...
I'm calling from jail because i stole from the giant in the clouds
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:45 pm
And I told you that geese cook up stringy! Golden or no! So anywho, I'm calling from jail because the slipper didn't fit and damnit I wanted it to!
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:29 am
I told you size 12's won't fit into size 8 slippers!
I'm calling from jail because I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. ninja
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:54 pm
I told you it was nothing like the movies! I'm calling from jail because one flew over the cuckoos nest.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:24 pm
I told you those birds were territorial!
I'm calling from jail because I tried busting the myth from Mythbusters at home.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:52 pm
How many times do I have to tell you, "busting" is not meant to be taken literally!
I'm calling from jail because.... tea-cozy... forty-three hours...only one spoon.... how... EEK!
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