"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Duke_Azriel]

I told you southerners get touchy about butter...

I am calling from jail because i really REALLY wanted a klondike bar  

[Doctor Manny]

You shoulda just let that guy have last klondike bar,

i am calling from jail because terry's chocolate orange uses false advertising  

[Duke_Azriel]

What did I tell you about forming picket lines? No pitch forks!

I am calling from jail because I just really wanted to see the last ten minutes of the game  

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you to Hulu it later!!

I am calling from jail because I ran out of lemonade mix

 

[silent_calling]

I told you you shouldn't substitute with other yellow liquids!

I'm calling from jail because I hung a guy with his own small intestines.  

[This Isnt Sparta]

I told you it was a bad idea to stop going to your anger management classes.

Im calling from jail because I threw my husband into incoming traffic.  

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you to knock him out and through him in the mine instead!

I'm calling from jail because I needed a substitute to the other other white meat.

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

I told you to order Chicken Nuggets instead! xD
I'm calling from jail because it was too cold outside...

 

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you not to set that building on fire and just put on a coat!

I'm calling from jail because the apple I bought wasn't magic.

 

[TheChief-5]

I told you you should have stuck with vegetables. My beans worked!
speaking of which...

I'm calling from jail because i stole from the giant in the clouds  

[upxfromxbelow]

And I told you that geese cook up stringy! Golden or no!

So anywho, I'm calling from jail because the slipper didn't fit and damnit I wanted it to!

 

[silent_calling]

I told you size 12's won't fit into size 8 slippers!

I'm calling from jail because I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. ninja  

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you it was nothing like the movies!

I'm calling from jail because one flew over the cuckoos nest.

 

[Waterkin]

I told you those birds were territorial!
I'm calling from jail because I tried busting the myth from Mythbusters at home.  

[Vesta the Jager]

How many times do I have to tell you, "busting" is not meant to be taken literally!

I'm calling from jail because.... tea-cozy... forty-three hours...only one spoon.... how... EEK!