Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Phaeton]

I thought there would be a warm heart of gold beneath that frosty exterior. I probably should have judged a book by its cover that time.  

[Prinniesdood]

We had a fight on who wore the pants around the house; I argued she wore the pants and she argued that I need to start wearing the pants. (but i like walking around the house in my underwear...)  

[YunieCookie]

Because falling's not the problem
When I'm falling I'm in peace

He refused to wear pants, even when we had visitors.

It's only when I hit the ground
It causes all the grief

 

[Lobo-chan]

I caught her with a groupie while she was on tour. Three times... a day.
At least I just have affairs with figments of my imagination! crying  

[Betty Beelzeboop]

I can't stand her homeopathic remedies and health food anymore. I was fine with it for a while, but the weekly drum circles and the compost pile in the front yard have pushed me over the edge. No more!