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 Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:05 pm
Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Now THAT is a harsh title. How to give him tips? Just give him tips. Open communication is a must in any good relationship. How is he going to know that he sucks if you don't tell him? Tell him to mix it up a bit and be spontaneous. Seriously, if you've never had spontanious sex, try it. When your in the mood, don't give him any idea that you want to, just tackle him and for all intents and purposes, rape him XD. Its NOT rape, and if he starts to kick up a fuss. STOP. (no I've never DONE this, but I have received it. And it rocks) If you want pleasure the way YOU want it, then be dominant. Tell him that. "honey, tonight we're doing things my way, so just follow my lead" If he has any brains, he'll learn from that and keep doing those things that you like. Alright. Our anniversary is Wed. so I'll try it then. XD Yes, harsh title.. but it grabbed people's attention. @Sub- me 2 How lucky. I didn't get ANY action on my birthday (may 5th) or our 1 year (june 6th) Seriously, periods suck DX They never bothered me. Heh. He gets freaked out though..
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:06 pm
comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. PIX!
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:07 pm
Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. PIX! xD PIX or it didn't happen!
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:07 pm
Hopefully your girlfriend gets use out of that vibrator, Tux.
Every woman should have a vibrator. That is my strong belief. D:<
It's the only way that you can really just sit down and figure everything out.. like how your body works and what you like so that it's better when you're actually with someone.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:08 pm
Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Now THAT is a harsh title. How to give him tips? Just give him tips. Open communication is a must in any good relationship. How is he going to know that he sucks if you don't tell him? Tell him to mix it up a bit and be spontaneous. Seriously, if you've never had spontanious sex, try it. When your in the mood, don't give him any idea that you want to, just tackle him and for all intents and purposes, rape him XD. Its NOT rape, and if he starts to kick up a fuss. STOP. (no I've never DONE this, but I have received it. And it rocks) If you want pleasure the way YOU want it, then be dominant. Tell him that. "honey, tonight we're doing things my way, so just follow my lead" If he has any brains, he'll learn from that and keep doing those things that you like. Alright. Our anniversary is Wed. so I'll try it then. XD Yes, harsh title.. but it grabbed people's attention. @Sub- me 2 How lucky. I didn't get ANY action on my birthday (may 5th) or our 1 year (june 6th) Seriously, periods suck DX They never bothered me. Heh. He gets freaked out though.. Meh, shes never seems to be in the mood when she's on it. And I hate doing stuff when I can't return the favor.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:08 pm
Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. PIX! Well, I am going to go see Lici in the winter. I'll have them then. We're going to make a sex tape, but only half of it will be available to the public.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:09 pm
Just get dominant. xD
It's more fun when guys are afraid during sex. talk2hand
Or maybe I'm just cruel. But I totally wrestle Alex's pants off. xD
Even when he really really doesn't want to have sex. o_o
I'm a rapist. D:
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:09 pm
Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Now THAT is a harsh title. How to give him tips? Just give him tips. Open communication is a must in any good relationship. How is he going to know that he sucks if you don't tell him? Tell him to mix it up a bit and be spontaneous. Seriously, if you've never had spontanious sex, try it. When your in the mood, don't give him any idea that you want to, just tackle him and for all intents and purposes, rape him XD. Its NOT rape, and if he starts to kick up a fuss. STOP. (no I've never DONE this, but I have received it. And it rocks) If you want pleasure the way YOU want it, then be dominant. Tell him that. "honey, tonight we're doing things my way, so just follow my lead" If he has any brains, he'll learn from that and keep doing those things that you like. Alright. Our anniversary is Wed. so I'll try it then. XD Yes, harsh title.. but it grabbed people's attention. @Sub- me 2 How lucky. I didn't get ANY action on my birthday (may 5th) or our 1 year (june 6th) Seriously, periods suck DX They never bothered me. Heh. He gets freaked out though.. Meh, shes never seems to be in the mood when she's on it. And I hate doing stuff when I can't return the favor. Oh! Thats another things. He likes blowjobs, but won't return the favor. So, as of two days ago, I'm holding out on those..
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:09 pm
comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. PIX! Well, I am going to go see Lici in the winter. I'll have them then. We're going to make a sex tape, but only half of it will be available to the public. But all of it will be available to Kiri right? ;______;
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:10 pm
comfortably_dumb Hopefully your girlfriend gets use out of that vibrator, Tux. Every woman should have a vibrator. That is my strong belief. D:< It's the only way that you can really just sit down and figure everything out.. like how your body works and what you like so that it's better when you're actually with someone. I"d totally buy my current girlfriend one, but if her parents found it, they would throw her out of the house. Seriously, they are so hard core conservative-religious. It sucks a**.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:11 pm
[Harakiri] comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. PIX! Well, I am going to go see Lici in the winter. I'll have them then. We're going to make a sex tape, but only half of it will be available to the public. But all of it will be available to Kiri right? ;______;
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Perhaps. D: <33333 IF KIRI GIVES COMFY SOME EXTRA GOOD SEXINS. And Lici too. I gotta make sure her needs are fulfilled or else she'll kill me. D:
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:11 pm
Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Hopefully your girlfriend gets use out of that vibrator, Tux. Every woman should have a vibrator. That is my strong belief. D:< It's the only way that you can really just sit down and figure everything out.. like how your body works and what you like so that it's better when you're actually with someone. I"d totally buy my current girlfriend one, but if her parents found it, they would throw her out of the house. Seriously, they are so hard core conservative-religious. It sucks a**. Eww. I hate people like that.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:12 pm
Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Hopefully your girlfriend gets use out of that vibrator, Tux. Every woman should have a vibrator. That is my strong belief. D:< It's the only way that you can really just sit down and figure everything out.. like how your body works and what you like so that it's better when you're actually with someone. I"d totally buy my current girlfriend one, but if her parents found it, they would throw her out of the house. Seriously, they are so hard core conservative-religious. It sucks a**. That's ridiculous. I mean, masturbation is so drawn out when you don't have toys. I'm all for them. Heh. I have three vibrators and.. other things that probably shouldn't even be thought about on Gaia. xD
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:13 pm
comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Hopefully your girlfriend gets use out of that vibrator, Tux. Every woman should have a vibrator. That is my strong belief. D:< It's the only way that you can really just sit down and figure everything out.. like how your body works and what you like so that it's better when you're actually with someone. I"d totally buy my current girlfriend one, but if her parents found it, they would throw her out of the house. Seriously, they are so hard core conservative-religious. It sucks a**. That's ridiculous. I mean, masturbation is so drawn out when you don't have toys. I'm all for them. Heh. I have three vibrators and.. other things that probably shouldn't even be thought about on Gaia. xD xD I want that Jack Rabbit vibrator you pointed out. @-@
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:14 pm
comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. Seriously, girls know what other girls want/like xD
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