Dead Ed
Absynthia Amaranth
good idea: Wearing sunglasses.
bad idea: wearing sunglasses...and nothing else.
HAWT
redface *Snicker*
Good idea: Buying a new poster for your room.
Bad idea: Selling your room to afford the poster.
Worse idea: Trying to explain to your roommate.
Sounds like O. Henry's Gifts of the Magi...except you're buying the poster for yourself.
Good idea: Changing your desktop wallpaper.
Bad idea: Changing your desktop wallpaper...to a picture of copulating slugs.
Worse idea: Attempting to excuse said action artistically.