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You know you've been in guard too long when you know a bunch of you know you've been in guard too long jokes.

When you hear one of the songs you preformed on the radio, you begin air spinning the moves.

cool xp whee

Wow... I'm a freshman and we all love our leaders. We only have on senior, too, but yeah, shes like our sister or mom or something like that.

You know you've been on guard to long when you realize that you're counting when you sleep.

You know you've been in guard too long when..

-you spin anything you hold too long
-everytime you hear a whisle anywhere, you automaticly go at attention
-you HATE the wind
-when you and your other gaurd friends walk ANYWHERE together, your in
step
-you have so many scars, bumbs, and occasionaly concussions by the end of band camp
-you will randomly shout male/female sexual organs when the football camp walks near the band camp, and you feel no shame doing it (well, maybe not all guard do this, but mine does!XD)
-You have some of the best inside jokes that stay with you forever
-when people say your twirlers, you say, "We don't twirl, we spin."
-you've almost taken out a whole section from a fly-away parallel
-even if the partices are hard, you know you love it!

you know you've been in guard too long when you start spinning your instrument (if you're in band as well)

I agree PERFECTLY! My flute has a few dings from that.

(*These have happened to me, so I'm completely serious.*)

You know you've been in guard too long when A nose bleed is common-place.

You know you've been in guard too long when The guard and the drumline learn each-others parts AND DOES THEM BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THEM!

... When talking about cramps and stuff infront of various guys is normal, even if having said-guy bring tampons and mydol from Wal-Mart for the guard to use. (Last year. Surprisingly, that said guy is still straight... Or at least we think so...)

... When The wind, even a breeze, makes you shudder on the warmest of days.

... When you and your guard friends have created a point system for accidental band-hits with the flag, including the Band Director, but running for the guard instructor.

... Randomly sining your show music in the middle of class. (Two years ago, we did Phantom of the Opera, so the ENTIRE guard knows the songs ON KEY!)

... When talks of sex-changes are normal.

... When Mono is the guard-girl's anti-friend.

... When you hear to words, DUCK AND COVER! you instantly fall on the ground, waiting for a hit across the head with a metal pole.

... When your mother brings home a rifle that she found at a garage sale for you to practice with, even though your not on the rifle team.

... When 14-girl pile-ups are seen everyday, all sleeping.

... When the last compition is over, you cry from all the wonderful memories.

*You know the phrase "One last time" means "You will do this until you get it perfect


OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!
THIS IS SO TRUE

-when your band directer excuses 8 point rated belches (im serious)
-when the guard have pet names for ur band directer
-when u & cg friends dont care that boys are around when u talk about
body parts and P

{ALL OF THIS IS TRUE}