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 Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:55 pm
Only percussion would find this funny WARNING DRUMLINE ONLY Violaters will be flamed.
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:23 pm
Loom I don't know about any other percussion section, but ours has the ability to (sort of) understand "Gary-speech"-- that is, the unique language spoken only by a percussion instructer. It goes something like this: "Snares, now you part is like a, 'Ratatata-Tattatta! Bockitybockitybock bock Cho!' And then right about.... 'Crash! Crash, cymbals!'" *hangs head in shame* Cymbals:O.o ... CRASH! That has "drum-line instructor" written ALL over it. Exactly like mine ^-^
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:23 pm
Majeh_king15 Only percussion would find this funny WARNING DRUMLINE ONLY Violaters will be flamed. I actually laughed out loud when I read that. Mainly because of how true it is.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:19 pm
haha these are all true...
all percussionists are alike. everywhere.
this is also the only section that everyone loves and trys to play, but then can't do it right and calls us not really musicions
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:29 pm
Only in the percussion section...
can you do anything you want without getting in trouble.
Like today, the 1st chair Alto Saxophone player (who is a total idiot) left his backpack open. His chair is right in front of our section. And his backpack was hanging over the chair he was sitting on.
So me and my three friends in the perc section take a bunch of trash and gum wrappers and junk and aim it into his backpack. We got an empty box of gummi bears in there. So whoever made the most points wins. I won. It was soooooo funny. And he didn't even notice anything!
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:33 pm
Only in the percussion section can you discuss that the bass drum (the lover of one of our trombonists) is a whore. He and Bailey were eloping yet I insisted on banging it and touching it's 'yamaha'
Also only in the percussion section can you have a bisexual instrument. We can bang it on BOTH sides.
Yeah, my sections mainly guys, can you tell?
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 9:23 pm
wolf_spirit16 this is also the only section that everyone loves and trys to play, but then can't do it right and calls us not really musicions haha i was just thinkin bout this today : P only in the drumline can you have the most manly snare drummer play the flute in symphonic band..... only in the drumline can u get a shoe thrown at you by the band director.. hah one girl was victim to that last year. i wasnt there to see it since im only a freshman but the stories haha so hilarious only in the drumline can u get in verbal fights with other drumline members AND colorguard members..... only in the drumline can a straight guy act gay.... and he asks the other guys how big it is..... haha yes he asked me that AND he humped me at the homecoming game when we were in line to get food during 3rd quarter break.. it was quite disturbing
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:11 am
Loom I don't know about any other percussion section, but ours has the ability to (sort of) understand "Gary-speech"-- that is, the unique language spoken only by a percussion instructer. It goes something like this: "Snares, now you part is like a, 'Ratatata-Tattatta! Bockitybockitybock bock Cho!' And then right about.... 'Crash! Crash, cymbals!'" *hangs head in shame* Cymbals:O.o ... CRASH! we totally had that happen to us! some guy said that to us about drumline piece called Phaser or something.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:46 pm
The PIT is the only section that can shoot the judges with mallet tips. xD The top of our xylo mallets had the random tendency of flying off randomly. Once it actually hit the percussion judge ROFL
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:44 pm
Only in the percussion section can u hit a cockroach across the room (in to the flute section with a bunch of screaming girls) with a drum stick. That Sucker flew
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:46 am
i bet it did. Only in the percussion section can you sleep with other people in the practice rooms and its totally not sexual.
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:27 am
It's really funny. It's like the percussion section at my school has our own little percussion world. we're all like a family. Unfortunately, I'm the little brother who gets picked on XD!
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:45 pm
Only in drumline can you:
Tell someone to "hit it harder, harder, faster, louder! Yes! There you go! You got it!"
Fix instruments with glue/duct tape and it not have a bad affect.
Dance around, read a book, listen to your Ipod, or eat when the BD is talking.
Throw your stick at someone and then say, "Sorry, it slipped."
Call someone Pecker, and it not have a sexual meaning.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:17 pm
Well, this only percussion would understand: "Right left left left Right left left right digga-digga-digga-dat!"
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:37 pm
Only in percussion section can you find random spare drum parts to pick the lock on the band teachers office door.
xp
(We needed the floppy with the graduation music, and it was in the teachers office, and she wasnt there, and the door was locked, so we went into the box of random drum parts *half of witch we had no idea what it was* and made a device to pick the lock. we got the disk, and printed out the music.)
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