Jewish Superheroes:
(Costumes for Purim?)
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10. Engagement Girl - With the power of her
diamond ring, she suddenly doesn't have to be
nice anymore.
9. Rabbi Doctor, Doctor Rabbi -His split personality
allows this super rabbi to sneak in and out of modern
society undetected
8. Supershmuck - In New York City, he's seemingly
everywhere.
7. Apikores Boy - The trusty sidekick of most ivy
league Jewish philosophy professors
6. Dr. Toofrum - He has the unknowing power of
being condescending in any conversation
5. Minyan girl - She has suddenly been given the
powers to lain and daven, but no one has a clue
of the source for her powers.
4. Fleish Gordon - Meaty Chulent is what gives
him his speed! Vegitarian kryptonite
3. Z'Man - Instills the power of being precise
about exactly when you can light candles
2. The Incredible Hock- His utility belt consists
of 100 useless keys, 3 beepers, a walkie-talkie
and a magnet bencher/tefillat Ha derech. If
something is wrong, his hocker senses
(beeper) starts vibrating.
1. The Shmorg - He can manage sushi, roast
beef, Chinese food and pareve ice cream all
on one plate.
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