Not so useful Japanese Phrases

[dell in the house]

Here's one that I think is pretty funny

Anata no hiza ni suwattemo yoroshii deshoka?
(Do you mind if I sit in your lap?)

I have others like that one. Try asking your family and friends that, right before you ask them have them say yes or no. mrgreen  

[Artificial Melodies]

愛してる
That's "I love you."
Aishiteru...
I used to know a lot that I would say in the middle of class but somehow I have forgotten them.....  

[Whezzan]

Ohayo!
That's the name of the song I composed using some of your phrases! xD
Like "hako no naka no neko" and that squid one too! rofl

If you want to listen (and rant about my crappy pronounciation)
here's the link!

Ohayo!

Yhank you for posting all theese great quotes! ^^
You guys helped me a lot.

/Dez  

[Kyoxha]

LOL! this is fantastic