Sterotype DUngeons and Dragons players

[SharPhoe]

Nice work, dude! Sadly, I had to deal with peple like this several times over.  

[Azalin]

SharinganPhoenix

Nice work, dude! Sadly, I had to deal with peple like this several times over.

Nobody likes the Stereotypes with good reasoning too.  

[BloodOnWhitePetals]

Azalin

BloodOnWhitePetals

No....
If you wrote that you should submit to Dragon Magazine!

I may have to, but I need to include a few more species in there like the Covetoues Magica: A player who hoardes charged magic items and NEVER uses them, even if the situation demands it. or the Dramasicus Theatris: The player who noblely sacrifices themselves at EVERY turn.

Yea, and Experionicus Idiotitcus.. the guy you have had in your party for 3 years, and he's level 12, and still has no idea what's going on... "So I roll which die to hit it?" ... "Wait... I just killed 15 kobolds! I should get more than 40xp!!"  

[BloodOnWhitePetals]

BloodOnWhitePetals

Yea, and Experionicus Idiotitcus.. the guy you have had in your party for 3 years, and he's level 12, and still has no idea what's going on... "So I roll which die to hit it?" ... "Wait... I just killed 15 kobolds! I should get more than 40xp!!"

I don't mind this from new players, but C'mon ED!!! You've been playing D&D for YEARS!!!  

[BloodOnWhitePetals]

There is also the infamous Boredicus Girlfriendia. The girl who lets her boyfriend talk her into playing, even though she KNOWS she has no interest in it.  

[Azalin]

BloodOnWhitePetals

Azalin

BloodOnWhitePetals

No....
If you wrote that you should submit to Dragon Magazine!

I may have to, but I need to include a few more species in there like the Covetoues Magica: A player who hoardes charged magic items and NEVER uses them, even if the situation demands it. or the Dramasicus Theatris: The player who noblely sacrifices themselves at EVERY turn.

Yea, and Experionicus Idiotitcus.. the guy you have had in your party for 3 years, and he's level 12, and still has no idea what's going on... "So I roll which die to hit it?" ... "Wait... I just killed 15 kobolds! I should get more than 40xp!!"

there actually gigantius Huntereus, or the big game hunter.  

[Azalin]

BloodOnWhitePetals

There is also the infamous Boredicus Girlfriendia. The girl who lets her boyfriend talk her into playing, even though she KNOWS she has no interest in it.

or as I call them Outofplacius Femalicus (or Malicus if male) this species can cloud a game with stupid questions or sighs of lament.  

[apocalyte]

At this rate you'll have a book.  

[BloodOnWhitePetals]

Azalin

there actually gigantius Huntereus, or the big game hunter.

Yeah, I love those guys! "When does the nearest Tarrasque wake up? I'm gonna go kill it!"  

[Azalin]

apocalyte

At this rate you'll have a book.

In my 20's I've done enough field research over time to know all about different gamers. Jane goodall has chimps and i have Gamers!  

[TheGreatBeast666]

BloodOnWhitePetals

There is also the infamous Boredicus Girlfriendia. The girl who lets her boyfriend talk her into playing, even though she KNOWS she has no interest in it.

OK already, I'm sorry I "made" her play with us...
jeez....  

[BloodOnWhitePetals]

TheGreatBeast666

BloodOnWhitePetals

There is also the infamous Boredicus Girlfriendia. The girl who lets her boyfriend talk her into playing, even though she KNOWS she has no interest in it.

OK already, I'm sorry I "made" her play with us...
jeez....

rofl Did you show Ed my little comment up there?  

[Azalin]

BloodOnWhitePetals

TheGreatBeast666

BloodOnWhitePetals

There is also the infamous Boredicus Girlfriendia. The girl who lets her boyfriend talk her into playing, even though she KNOWS she has no interest in it.

OK already, I'm sorry I "made" her play with us...
jeez....

rofl Did you show Ed my little comment up there?

oh my........  

[BloodOnWhitePetals]

Azalin

oh my........

Sorry for being off topic there wink
Beast used to live down the street from me... we used to play together a lot until he moved away...  

[Azalin]

BloodOnWhitePetals

Azalin

oh my........

Sorry for being off topic there wink
Beast used to live down the street from me... we used to play together a lot until he moved away...

and I take it he brought his girlfriend to a game? I've had one PC and his girlfriend play. They kinda got butt hurt when they didn't agree, but whatever.