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Adoran
Midday Gardens Prince (Machinist)
"Technically, it's not magic. It's alchemy, so its not a problem."

[Ivalice Festival Grounds, Chocobo Cross Rally STARTING Line: Qualify Course]
April 24, Sunday
Afternoon
1. Red Chocobo
2. Blue Chocobo
3. Green Chocobo
4. White Chocobo
5. Turbo Horse
6. Black Chocobo
7. Yellow Chocobo *Out*
8. Pink Choboco *Out*


Ashmas: *Laughs as he uses a Smoke machine causing the smoke*

Brigitte, sure do. Speaking of which. Where's that smoke coming from? Adoran said to Brigitte as they rode off down the hill but resurface as the Turbo Horse acts like a Pogo Stick like the Commander Keen Games. Brigitte, this is more fun than a trampoline as we're right behind that Red Chocobo! Sounds like one of those Hanna-Barbera races where Anything Goes.

Adoran
Midday Gardens Prince (Machinist)
"Technically, it's not magic. It's alchemy, so its not a problem."

[Ivalice Festival Grounds, Chocobo Cross Rally STARTING Line: Qualify Course]
April 24, Sunday
Afternoon
1. Red Chocobo
2. Blue Chocobo
3. Green Chocobo *Out*
4. White Chocobo
5. Turbo Horse
6. Black Chocobo
7. Yellow Chocobo *Out*
8. Pink Choboco *Out*


We see a Goblin Zeppelin flying
Ashmas: Well, now, its time for me to arrange a Detour! *Laughs as he uses the Zeppelin's hook to pull out the grass*

Brigitte, someone was pulling out the rug or grass in this case! Adoran said to Brigitte as they rode off down the cliff but the Turbo Horse uses a Dwarven Engine as a Gliding Booster Rocker Brigitte, this Horse's Booster Rocket is really cool!


Ashmas: Huh?! That Horse is holding up better than a Gnomish Gyrocopter!

Meanwhile, the White, Black, Blue and Red Chocobos are stuck in the mud
Red Chocobo Racer: I'm trying but this stuff is stickier than Pink Muck! *Sonic 2 Chemical Plant Reference & the Sonic Movie Glue Cannon used by Metal Robotnik*

Last one up the hill is a Nuthatch Egg! Adoran said to other racers

Red Chocobo Racer: Excuse, lovebirds, but hold up! How about lending us a helping hand out this mud?

Adoran
Midday Gardens Prince (Machinist)
"Technically, it's not magic. It's alchemy, so its not a problem."

[Ivalice Festival Grounds, Chocobo Cross Rally STARTING Line: Qualify Course]
April 24, Sunday
Afternoon
1. Red Chocobo
2. Blue Chocobo
3. Green Chocobo *Out*
4. White Chocobo
5. Turbo Horse
6. Black Chocobo
7. Yellow Chocobo *Out*
8. Pink Choboco *Out*

Meanwhile, the Riders of White, Black, Blue and Red Chocobos stuck in the mud start complaining
Chocobo Racers: Come on! You can't just leave all of us here! Get us out for a fair race!

Brigitte, maybe we should help them out. Adoran said to his Little Mermaid as he fired a plunger from the Turbo Horse with a rope and dragged the racers out of the mud.

Chocobo Racers: Thank You, Majesty!

*Cut to after the rescue*
Red Chocobo Racer: Okay, is you lovebirds against my Red Chocobo & may the best rider win as its race to the finish!

Adoran
Midday Gardens Prince (Machinist)
"Technically, it's not magic. It's alchemy, so its not a problem."

[Ivalice Festival Grounds, Chocobo Cross Rally Course]
April 24, Sunday
Afternoon
1. Red Chocobo
2. Blue Chocobo (Out)
3. Green Chocobo *Out*
4. White Chocobo
5. Turbo Horse
6. Black Chocobo (Out)
7. Yellow Chocobo *Out*
8. Pink Choboco *Out*

Meanwhile, 2 more Chocobo Riders are dropped out of the race

Red Chocobo Racer: If I can get past the White Chocobo, I'll win for sure!


Ashmas lowers his ladder and holds a blank poster for the Paint a Tunnel on the Cliff after the Red White Chocobos pass through
Ashmas: This should do it! That Gnomish Horse is in for a big surprise! Ashmas lowers the poster and paints a false wall on a tunnel and takes the down the boards on the old tunnel.

After entering the tunnel
Why is it so dark in this tunnel? It's a Scarabite Cave! Adoran said to Brigette as he swats away the Scarabs then the Turbo Horse lights up the caves with its eyes scaring the Scarabites off This Horse sure does give a new meaning to the term Headlights! After exiting the Cave the Turbo Horse falls into the water and activates its propeller while on a Stingray as the Stingray is flown out of the water and is used as a hang glider.


Ashmas is left in shock as the stingray flies out of the water.
Ashmas: A Gnomish Horse has gone surfing on a stingray?! Ashmas watches as the horse glides back onto the track.

Now THIS is what I call "Hang Gliding with Style!" Adoran said to Brigette as they rode the Turbo Horse while surfing on a stingray

Adoran
Midday Gardens Prince (Machinist)
"Technically, it's not magic. It's alchemy, so its not a problem."

[Ivalice Festival Grounds, Chocobo Cross Rally Course]
April 24, Sunday
Afternoon
1. Red Chocobo
2. Blue Chocobo (Out)
3. Green Chocobo *Out*
4. White Chocobo
5. Turbo Horse
6. Black Chocobo (Out)
7. Yellow Chocobo *Out*
8. Pink Choboco *Out*

It's a Scarabite Cave! Adoran said to Brigette as he swats away the Scarabs then the Turbo Horse lights up the caves with its eyes scaring the Scarabites off This Horse sure does give a new meaning to the term Headlights! After exiting the Cave the Turbo Horse falls into the water and activates its propeller while on a Stingray as the Stingray is flown out of the water and is used as a hang glider.


Ashmas is left in shock as the stingray flies out of the water.
Ashmas: A Gnomish Horse has gone surfing on a stingray?! Ashmas watches as the horse glides back onto the track.

Now THIS is what I call "Hang Gliding with Style!" Adoran said to Brigette as they rode the Turbo Horse while surfing on a stingray

Adoran
Midday Gardens Prince (Machinist)
"Technically, it's not magic. It's alchemy, so its not a problem."

[Ivalice Festival Grounds, Chocobo Cross Rally Course]
April 24, Sunday
Afternoon
1. Red Chocobo
2. Blue Chocobo (Out)
3. Green Chocobo *Out*
4. White Chocobo
5. Turbo Horse
6. Black Chocobo (Out)
7. Yellow Chocobo *Out*
8. Pink Choboco *Out*

After the horse lands on the track
Red Chocobo Rider: You again? You don't know when to quit, do you?

We're catching up to the Red Chocobo Rider, Brigette! Adoran said to his Little Mermaid Beloved

Adoran
Midday Gardens Prince (Machinist)
"Technically, it's not magic. It's alchemy, so its not a problem."

[Ivalice Festival Grounds, Chocobo Cross Rally Course]
April 24, Sunday
Afternoon
1. Red Chocobo
2. Blue Chocobo (Out)
3. Green Chocobo *Out*
4. White Chocobo
5. Turbo Horse
6. Black Chocobo (Out)
7. Yellow Chocobo *Out*
8. Pink Choboco *Out*


Ashmas is left in shock as the stingray flies out of the water.
Ashmas: If this doesn't work, nothing will! Ashmas switches the road sign as the Turbo Horse goes down the wrong track and lands Merchant Cart as the head falls off. Adoran gets his horse back upright and puts the head back on

Now lets get back in that race! Adoran said to his Little Mermaid Beloved as the Turbo Horse gets back on track but its head was put on backwards. Uh-oh! I must have put the head on the wrong end! Adoran says as the horse catches up to the Red Chocobo. I heard of doing things Backwards but this takes the cake!