Rifle's Roulette Gauntlet Match

[Cartwright]

Wrestling is his art and Corey thinks his art is the best in the world, as Staff Member Meltzer gave his matches seven stars in Japan!

Corey and Snypa lock-up, where Snypa shows his wrestling prowess by taking The Artist to the mat with the waistlock takedown.

 

[Drako Damone]

JR: This match is certainly strange, going from a first blood match to a submission match, with Snypa now showing some collegiate style wrestling skill to take Corey down.

King: It's a gauntlet match, JR, and a roulette wheel names the stipulation. This is going to be a crazy night.

JR: That being said, how does one win this type of match? What's the strategy?

Drako: Personally, I'd go with just punch a guy in the face and then figure out how to beat the random stipulation. Everything's all good until someone gets hit in the face. Or if you just want to screw with an idiot who thinks he's a 'Wrestling Artist', whatever the hell that is, you out wrestle him, fold him like a pretzel and make him tap while calling him a little b***h.

JR: That's....oddly specific.

Drako: Sometimes you gotta let a poser know that they're a little crybaby finger pointing, rope shaking, punk a** b***h.  

[Drive Type Wild]

And now, deciding to further embarrass the Clean Sweeper, Snypa stands and looks to bring Corey up with a deadlift German suplex, followed by trying to put this submission match to bed with a new move he's developed during retirement: a camel clutch dragon sleeper that would be revealed as the Cruciatus Clutch.  

[Cartwright]

Snypa doesn't allow Corey any room to breath as he impressively lifts him up from the mat without assistance, in order to send him overhead and causing Corey to land on him head.

Snypa knows exactly what he wants to do as he maintains control of Corey's head and cranks back on it with his excruciating new maneuver, causing Corey to verbally tap out!

JR: "A beautiful string of offence causes Corey to say I quit!"

King: "There I was thinking all Snypa could do was play with fire and throw weapons, this is amazing!"

Pineapple Carter Cartwright slowly walks towards the ring.

Pineapple Carter Cartwright has his hands in his pockets as he continues to slowly walk towards the ring..

Pineapple Carter Cartwright slowly rolls in to the ring under the bottom rope.

The roulette wheel stops on the Street Fight stipulation.

Pineapple Carter Cartwright shrugs his shoulders as the bell rings.

Pineapple Carter Cartwright calmly approaches Snypa with his hands in his pockets and aims three very relaxed kicks to the shin!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

Snypa takes the kicks, smiling in amusement before attempting to smash Pineapple Cartwright's nose in with a headbutt, followed by picking up the cane that was introduced earlier to swing at his back.  

[Cartwright]

Pineapple was having so much fun unleashing his punishing kicks on Snypa, but then it has to get spoiled by a headbutt that drops him to the mat!

Pineapple rolls on to his front as he holds his nose to see if it is all in one piece, as Snypa picks up the cane and whacks Pineapple's spine with it, straightening it as he absorbs the damage!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

And now, until it breaks, Snypa looks to repeatedly smash the cane across Pineapple's back  

[Cartwright]

The cane begins to dent after a third strike, leaving Pineapple's back with three red lines across his back from where he had been struck!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

And now finally, Snypa waits for British Pockets to stand so he swing for the last time at his head.  

[Cartwright]

Pineapple still has his hands in his pockets as he gets to his feet on leg strength alone, but that doesn't soften a final cane strike that smacks his forehead and cuts him open!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

Snypa tosses the broken cane away, exiting the ring to pull out various items under the ring, ranging from a toolbox, a fire extinguisher, some garbage cans and finally, a table.

After sliding the table under the bottom rope, he looks to set it up.

JR: "And now, Snypa is in his element!"

King: "Great, now he's gonna show why he's a punk who can't wrestle like a man!"

JR: "What are you talking about, he outwrestled the so-called greatest "Wrestling Artist" in the world in a submission match!"

After setting up the table, the Man-Rifle awaits the Sloth of Cartwright Strong Style to stand before desiring to send him crashing through via the Snypebuster!  

[Cartwright]

Pineapple is forced to remove his hands from his pockets, as he touches his forehead to see the blood on his hands.

This makes the usually cool Pineapple flip his lid!

Pineapple jumps-up on to his feet....but damn it that Snypa was already waiting for him, grabbing him by the legs and slamming his spine through the table to a big ovation!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

And now, Snypa looks to pull the freshly squeezed Cartwright out of the wreckage and again, lock in the Cruciatus Clutch.  

[Cartwright]

Pineapple hasn't moved since going through the table, forcing the referee to ring the bell, Pineapple is done!

It's time for the moment that Snypa has been waiting for!

A one-on-one meeting with everyone's favorite staff member, Russo!

Where is he?

Finally Staff Member Russo is dragged to the ring by WWFG Owner Cartwright.

SMR: "Bro?!
Why bro?!
No bro!
Don't do this to me bro!"

Cartwright rolls Staff Member Russo in to the ring as the referee spins the wheel.

The wheel lands on Texas Deathmatch.

The crowd roars as Staff Member Russo looks horrified.

Staff Member Russo gets on his hands and knees, begging Snypa to just pin him!

 

[Drive Type Wild]

Snypa points at Cartwright as he grabs a handful of Staff Member Russo's hair and looks to pull him up to set up the Chambered Round!