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 Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:46 pm
Gia: It's supposed to hurt, it's science.
source : Mystery Science Theater 3000
characters involved : Gianna Donati
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:50 pm
Dominic: Wait, so Marina kissed you and you said 'thank you'?
Damien: Yes.
Dominic: Well that was very polite.
source : Gilmore Girls
characters involved : Dominic Montague, Damien Edgeworth
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:33 pm
Seymour: Notice how when I come around there's always sparks?
Morven: Wait until you see my tazer.
source : Hart of Dixie
characters involved : Seymour Ryan, Morven Vass
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:37 pm
Amelia: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while you were drunk?
Topaz: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
source : tumblr
characters involved : Amelia Mortemer, Topaz Mortemer
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:42 pm
Carver: See? This is my “I don’t care” face.
Gia: That’s your normal face.
source : criminal minds
characters involved : Gianna Donati, Carver Bryson
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:14 pm
One time, in the Witch Watcher department
Jean: It feels like you're being a little harsh
Morven: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up
source : Brooklyn Nine Nine
characters involved : Morven Vass, Eugene "Jean" Windsor
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:33 pm
Ciaran: I gotta go.
Amata: Aren't you forgetting something?
Ciaran: Uh...
Ciaran: [hesitantly kisses her forehead, then runs away]
Amata: No! Pay your bill!
source : Brooklyn Nine Nine
characters involved : Amata Harlowe, Ciaran Blake
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:34 pm
Jojo: What? What is this feeling I’m having? It’s as if all my problems have magically disappeared and I am content and cheerful.
Kenny: Happiness, it’s called happiness.
Jojo: Happiness? Are you sure? I thought that was just a myth.
source: tumblr
characters involved: Johanna and Kenneth Blake
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:39 pm
Darius : I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Belle : I'm sorry - you were STABBED?
Darius : LIGHTLY stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.
source : Brooklyn Nine Nine
characters involved : Annabelle Rich, Darius Ross
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:39 pm
Lisa: So if me and your dog were hanging off a cliff, who would you save?
Lock: *without hesitation* My dog.
Lisa: But like- what if I was easier to reach?
Lock: My dog.
Lisa: What if for some reason your dog was like, really heavy
Lock: s**t I don’t know, I’d install a ******** cable car and save her
Lisa: …
source: tumblr
characters involved: Lachlan Kerr and Illisa Hargrave
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:43 pm
Remington: Hey, what’s up!
Callidora: I’ve been having heart pains lately,
Remington: Seriously, when did this start?
Callidora: The pain started arou-
Remington: No, not the pain, the part about you having a heart. Didn’t think you had one.
source: tumblr
characters involved: Callidora and Remington Nott This one works both ways
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:45 pm
Elliott: You’re the weirdest human I know.
Jesse: Sometimes I feel like the only human you know.
source: tumblr
characters involved: Elliott Holt and Jesse Calvert
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:47 pm
Darcy: What do you have?
Will, running by: A KNIFE!
Darcy: NO!!!
source : vine
characters involved : Darcy Bennett, William Bennett
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:49 pm
Lock, down on one knee: Would you make me the happiest man in the world?
Lisa: Oh my god.
Lock: And let me pet your dog?
Lisa: ...Sure.
Lock: Yay puppy!
source : vine
characters involved : Lachlan Kerr, Illisa Hargrave
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:52 pm
Garret: Do you have anything you'd like to say?
Megan: My favorite color is blood.
source : vine
characters involved : Garret Drage, Megan Steele
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