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 Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 12:43 pm
Do you believe in fairies?
Not only do I believe in them, I see them every day! *a pause* ...Because I live in West Hollywood.
*rim-shot*
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:08 pm
Renkon Root Do you believe in fairies? Not only do I believe in them, I see them every day! *a pause* ...Because I live in West Hollywood. *rim-shot* ZING!
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:49 pm
Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, d**k."
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:30 pm
What do you call two gays boxing?
Fruit Punch.
What do you call a gay bar with no seats?
Fruit Stand.
What do you call a bunch of gay guys in a circle?
Fruit Loop.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 5:56 pm
iAmForte By the way this thread is simply for fun no intentions of offending anyone. We're all gay here. (I think.) Okay I'm Black, White (English), Chinese, Hispanic, Italian, and German so I respect a good ole racist joke more than most. However this is a gay forum so I kinda wanna know if anyone knows any good gay jokes biggrin My favorite of late: What do you call five gay guys going the same way? One direction Haha nice one. My sisters like that band so they were offended lol
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 5:59 pm
Karushi El Pinko How do you fit 4 gay guys on one stool? Turn it over. Ahh! You took mine! lol
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 6:01 pm
NijiiroThine I was going to make a gay joke... But-t screw it! ...Can I get a rimshot here...? What's a rimshot?
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 6:01 pm
Dooksta123 Karushi El Pinko How do you fit 4 gay guys on one stool? Turn it over. Ahh! You took mine! lol WHAT!?!?! That was like a week ago.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 6:04 pm
Private Inbreastigator Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, d**k." Damn i actual laughed out loud at this rofl
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:53 am
Dooksta123 NijiiroThine I was going to make a gay joke... But-t screw it! ...Can I get a rimshot here...? What's a rimshot? Its the drum sound that's made after a joke. "Ba-dum-bum Psh!"
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:54 pm
l Poetic I Private Inbreastigator Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, d**k." Damn i actual laughed out loud at this rofl Awesome smile
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