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 Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:00 pm
They replace your brain with the CD player.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Coca Cola blaugh
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:02 pm
Truck after truck of Coca Cola arrives at your house, and you are crushed by the weight of the cans.
I wish to be a pirate pirate
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:14 pm
You become a pirate...a butt pirate!
[To far? <<;]
I wish I had a new cellphone!
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:21 pm
You get a cell phone in the mail to only find out it Cingular the worlds worst phone!
I wish to be in a Dr. Suess book.
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 3:53 pm
((That was a tough one to destroy sweatdrop ))
He puts you in one of the books, but you die poisoned by some rare green eggs and a ham XD
I wish I lived in a Pokemon world 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:03 pm
(Yeah, I kinda realized it would be after placing it)
You made it to the Pokemon world only to realize you are in a deep comma and all of the pokemon are telling you to wake up.
I wish to find Waldo
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:08 pm
((LoL But it was funny))
You find Waldo only to realize he is a rapist
RUN!!!
I wish I could fly razz
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:12 pm
You learn to fly but fly into a window like a dumb bird.
I wish I could have some flowers.
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:51 pm
You get your flowers....but there all dead cause someone forgot to water them.
I wish I were a lesbian xD
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:23 pm
You become lesbian but your first lovers turns out to be a she-male.
I wish Dr House would marry me.
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:28 pm
Zombilious You become lesbian but your first lovers turns out to be a she-male.
I wish Dr House would marry me. ((OMG I thought of that but decided to see what someone else would answer... Supah Kool!!!))
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:35 am
Granted but he overdoses during your honeymoon. xD
I wish i was a CSI.
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:47 am
You just die once you get your degree. TRAGIC!
I wish I were the king the of the universe!
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:46 am
Granted, but it turns out that what you get made the king of is a cardboard box, randomly called "The Universe", which is used by homeless people and druggies for explicit activities, in some random alley somewhere lol
I wish I could never fail at anything I try!
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:21 am
Granted, You Try To Kill Yourself....You Succeed xD
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