The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

[LS95]

unfortunately, a giant kitten lurked on the moon and tried to eat us [oh noes crying ]  

[iRetaliate]

Fortunately, i rip off Luna's robe... it doesn't solve our predicament but "Hey"...  

[LS95]

unfortunately she covers herself with me  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

Fortunately he's not a pervert.  

[LS95]

unfortunately, the giant kitten is.... eek  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

Fortunately the giant kitten is a girl and is not bi nor gay nor lez.  

[LS95]

unfortunately, it loves iRetaliate cuz he's eating cat n** xd  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

Fortunately I manage to Throw scissors at iRetaliate, asking him to give me some hair from the cat,  

[iRetaliate]

Unfortunately, you hit me in the face with the scissors, and i'm now blind...  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

Fortunately, I sew myself a fur gown and wear it after cutting off the cat fur myself with my mind.  

[LS95]

unfortunately, i hug Luna to keep us both warm while the kitten is snuggling with iRetaliate.  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

Fortunately, she is partially creeped out but doesn't say a word. (That's a good thing. For you. xD)  

[iRetaliate]

(you have to alternate)

Unfortunately, the cat becomes less and less attracted to me the more and more I shoot it...  

[LS95]

fortunately, the robe and and the kitten catch on fire from the heat of the sun.