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 Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:42 pm
I would make everyone's hair funny colors.
What if you could remodel your house?
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:50 pm
 I would be very happy
What if you were a super villain for a day?
♫♪♫How Do You Do-Euros Childs♪♫♪ 
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:03 pm
I would back up the sewers and steal everyone's left shoe.
What do you usually set aside to do "Later"?
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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:11 pm
Everything that requires effort.
What if you could throw fireballs?
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:11 am
I would probably get grounded or arrested sad
What if you didn't have a butt?
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:53 pm
Guess I'd be a**-out
What if I wasn't so witty.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:41 pm
Wait, you were witty?
What if you were God?
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:30 pm
Then when my kid came to earth to save humans from their stupidity... it would be a virgin, male pregnancy, just for the laughs.
What if you were suddenly and for no apparent reason the opposite gender?
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:58 pm
Girls locker Rooms times 1 million!
What if you lost your writing hand?
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:02 am
That would totally suck...I love be left handed. I guess I'd never write anything ever again, since I refuse to use my right hand for writing.
What if you woke up one day, and you were still your proper gender, but you had a p***s/v****a?
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:33 am
.... About time!
But nah, seriously? If I was still a girl but suddenly had a p***s, I'd spend my morning trying to figure out how to pee standing up and then... I dunno, bemoan the fact that my pants fit differently and perhaps wear a skirt that day and wonder if this was permanent.
What if anything you imagined came to life?
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:09 am
Lets just say that I would be really dehydrated! wink
What if you only saw in black and white
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:39 pm
I'd probably think it was cool and start talking in a '60s accent.
What if Barney the Dinosaur and friends knocked on your door right now?
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:07 pm
I'd see how good he was at a fist fight.
What if we lived in the old west.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:57 pm
Then we'd be back in time with no indoor plumbing or electricity and many people would complain (unless they didn't remember modern convenience).
What if you were at the zoo and saw a turtle that was also Gene Wilder? (the actor from the old Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, was also in Blazing Saddles)
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