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I was an Army Ranger.
Marines are pussies.

The hardest job in the military is infantry hands-down. This comes from someone who has actually done that in combat.

Now on to the joke:

A platoon of Marines were out PTing by the parade grounds. A shadow watched from the treeline. One of the grunts turned to the Platoon Leader and said. "Sir, I think that's a Ranger over there." The typically cocky Marine responded. "Well, go kick his a**" So with much Oooh-rah and circle jerk bullshit the Marine charged after the lithe Ranger, who melted into the woods. The Marine came back, furious. When his PL prompted for a sit-rep he replied. "b*****d got away."

So the Platoon resumed PT. Not long after the Ranger re-appeared. "Hey sir, he's back" The Marine Officer was getting irritated. So he ordered a squad to take care of the meddlesome Ranger. The squad charged after with the typical undeserved since of accomplishment, thinking it would for some reason scare the Ranger. Again the Ranger melted into the treeline.

Some time later the Ranger re-appeared. The platoon leader, obviously pissed sent the entire sixty man element after the Ranger. Ten minutes later five men came back nursing wounds. "What the ******** happened?" Screamed the PL.

An obviously scarred Marine replied. "It was a trap sir. There were two"

Moral of the story: Marines are over-rated.

I'm going to refrain from being rude in this post when I ask on behalf of the entire guild:

FINISH YOUR GODDAMN SENTENCES.

We have no idea what you mean. It's like we're reading fractured English. If this is your second language I understand, however there is no excuse to type in such a manner in a presumably literate guild.

Edit: The reason was for a working comparison. It gives perspective.
You know, out look. Depth to a claim?

Edit Edit: I failed at being nice D=

Edit Edit Edit: I'm 20 exactly. How is that too old for Gaia? It's a forums system. Am I too old to be on an internet forum just because it's target audience is much lower than my age. I can dig up statistics supporting that the majority of GaiaOnline Users are above the age of 16.

Ah s**t dude, you're great. i dig the jokes. i have to say, those are awesome. i really like that first one you put up.
And i'm not so much lacking knowledge as i am somewhat influenced....everyone i know that's been in or is going into military is either marines or navy....so yeah. i get alot of stuff one or another.
the only person i know not in either is my bf who is in the canadian army. lmao. don't ask, because that's a long a** story.

Okay stop with the age whiney s**t. PLEASE. my mother is 35 years old, and has a gaia account, and IS active on it. i'm a senior in high school, and damn near 18...i'm very much active, you can't play that card. and it's not hard to tell who is lying and isn't. just read what they type and how they type it. most kids under 15 wont use ********, s**t, a**, or damn in their sentances unless they're lil pricks...so let it go. and ya know, if someone is telling you they've had military experiance, don't argue...you just look like an a**. sorry if i'm being too blunt.... stare but it needs to be said.