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 Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:37 pm
tree branches, and thus he headed towards...
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:27 pm
...The magical Land Of Hyrulians, when he got there...
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:18 pm
he went around acting like princess Zelda... just like every other nut-job in Hyrule. Society then forced Tink to...
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:43 am
work at a strip club somewhere in hyrule where he got...
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:39 am
...his...erm....let's refer to it as his "V-Card".....removed. Yeah, he lost his v-card, and then the....
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:47 am
Strip Club security people caught him with a stripper and..
(Whoa xD Since when did this turn into a "naughty Tink" story? xD)
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:40 pm
Then Toon Link realized that hes ONLY TWELVE! Once he escaped the popo*, he ...
*popo = police
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:12 pm
stripped off the dress and ran around nekkid (lol)
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Little Sister--Bioshock 2
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:54 pm
and was then spotted by a random hobo offering him his assortment of Golden Deku Nuts. His slogan was: "Feel the royalty of Princess Zelda forever!"
Tink then silently vowed vengeance on this hobo for selling these. So he decided to...
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:11 pm
killed Dr. Hobo* and jacked his clothes. He then ...
*for that is what I named him.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:24 pm
Took The Golden Deku Nuts and gave these "TGDN"'s to Zelda. But alas! Disguised as Zelda, it was actually...
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:14 pm
Agitha who works elsewhere... Agitha rejected the Golden Deku Nuts as she was only interested in Golden Bugs. This resulted in the pink elephants going on parade all over the place!
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:17 pm
Then he woke up from that crazy checkered-shirted dream. Except, he wasn't in his bed. This bed, BELONGED TO ...
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:07 am
Midna! He got out of bed to...
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Little Sister--Bioshock 2
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:39 pm
..take a dump, when Freddy Krueger reached out of the toilet with his clawed glove! Tink screamed (like a chick) and promptly....
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