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Tags: Riddles, puzzles, role-playing, pirates, riddle 

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VVCCC Austin

PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:44 am


LIE LOOK OUT(THROWS PIE IN HER FACE! a dirt/jelly/gravel/ pie) rofl
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:44 pm


as you turn to run away you trip over a rope that somehow appears before you causing you to fall into a tub of sudsy water... where did that come from?... coming up an interesting shade of green... only your hair comes out pink?... weird dye we have around here....

Lyssan
Captain


VVCCC Austin

PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:36 pm


Lyssan
as you turn to run away you trip over a rope that somehow appears before you causing you to fall into a tub of sudsy water... where did that come from?... coming up an interesting shade of green... only your hair comes out pink?... weird dye we have around here....


great my hair is red
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:57 pm


HA!!!!

Austin has bubblegum hair...

*Collapses laughing, losing a few golden scales in the process*

Kerobian
Vice Captain


Lyssan
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:25 pm


the fox wipes her face on the hem of kero's robe... sorry... no handkerchief...
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:33 pm


*Looks at his now soaked tail, where the copper in his scales is rapidly turning green*

Um...Ly, that was my tail...I'm a dragon right now. Naked, save for my scales.

Kerobian
Vice Captain


Lyssan
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:39 pm


oops... the fox looks away sheepishly
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:41 pm


Well, you soaked them, so it's only fair that you fetch my scale polish...top shelf of my wardrobe, far right, silvery bottle...don't spill it, it's powerful stuff.

Kerobian
Vice Captain


VVCCC Austin

PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:45 pm


Hmmm (austin grabs his gum hair it taste in fact is bubble gum he pulls of a peice chews it and blows a bubble in Lyssans tails) wow delish and useful rolleyes rofl
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:47 pm


the fox trots off mumbling to herself... i dinna mean it... now i'm a dang blasted boot polisher.. or scale polisher or... oh heck whatever... now what did he say... top shelf... far right... silver bottle right.... ooo.... look at all the bottles... i wonder what they do.... where's the silver one... i see red... gold... eww that one stinks... and did something move in this one... ahhh ... silver... here it is!

Lyssan
Captain


Kerobian
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:49 pm


*When Lyssan returns with the bottle, Kero thanks her and pours what appears to be a strong acid onto his scales, polishing them and rapidly reversing the oxidation of his copper*

Thanks...you didn't mess with anything else in there, did you? Yo didn't, say, sniff the red bottle? Or lick the Golden one?
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:58 pm


naw... i shook the black oily one, but nuttin happened so i guess it's ok...

Lyssan
Captain


VVCCC Austin

PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:04 pm


sometimes i just cant keep up with you two! pirate rolleyes
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:06 pm


Then you should be okay...The other bottles have poisons and drugs in them, things I have to use sometimes, merely to erase some of my memories. The red bottle contains poppy syrup, concentrated down to a paste. The golden one is actually liquid electrum, a delicious treat for any gold dragon. The black one is filled with an infusion of Coca leaves.

*Looks at all of them*

Don't worry, these things are created by me, for me. They will not affect me in any way, save for their intended effects. You won't find me with my head full of butterflies and dandelion fluff. Although I have to admit I'm curious how molten gold eyes could turn glassy? Might make for an interesting picture.

Note: Just to clear up any misconceptions...I know how these things are made because I have studied pharmocology as a hobby for many years. I am not a user of any of these plants, or their derivatives. Stay away from hemp, coca, and poppy...they're bad juju.

Kerobian
Vice Captain


VVCCC Austin

PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:10 pm


got coffe?
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