1.) IDGAF ABOUT CELEBRITY GOSSIP. It's LESS interesting than gossip about people I went to high school with, and the longer it's been, the less I give a s**t about either. 2.) Not gonna lie, some celebrities just project an open, human personality that is fun to follow (on Twitter, of course) but I don't care at all about who they're dating or whatever. 3.) Blah. 4.) How DO you expect him to die? He'll just come back . . . again . . . and again . . . in different forms. Exploring the "James Bond and Agent 007 are code names, not assigned to a specific person but a role within the agency" theory -- helps explain the actors changing all the damn time. 5.) Best iPod name EVER heart