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 Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:04 pm
I pick up the tomato.
Thinking back to my days at the Renaissance Festival, I throw it at some one that I see walking along the street.
Not realizing my mistake, I turn & walk away after it hits them.
Suddenly the person that I hit with the tomato pulls out a gun. I hit a gangster, &, thinking that I'm with an opposing gang, he fires several shots at me, only hitting me once in the ankle (he doesn't have good aim). I trip & fall down an escalator, & continue to fall until I & die of internal injuries.
I drop a dead, naked Angelina Jolie. while still falling.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:14 pm
A dead naked Angelina Jolie? Wow, that was unexpected...
I pick up dead, naked Angelina Jolie... (god, that sounds weird) and pull a few muscles in my back in the process. A lot of people gather around the escalator where it all happened, and, naturally, many of them are rabid Angelina Jolie fans. So they see me and think I killed her and that I'm some sort of maniac because she's naked and all. So they run after me, and I, having injured my back, can't really run that fast, so they catch me and kill me with torches and pitchforks (very middle age-like...) I drop a TV guide.
EDIT: Thanks! =^_^=
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:07 pm
((LMAO! That was probably the most creative thing I've ever seen involving death & Angelina Jolie.))
I pick up the TV Guide, & I start browsing through it, looking for movies or shows that Angelina Jolie is in. Then I look up & see her dead, naked body & have a heart attack from the shock of finding out that my favorite actress is dead, & TV stations have stopped playing anything that she's in for a while to grieve her loss.
I drop dental floss.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:03 pm
I pick up the dental floss.
"Hmm... I wonder if that would really work...?"
I wrap the dental floss around my neck once so that it crosses in the back & I have a piece in each hand. Then I pull, trying to cut my head off at the neck using the floss. Disappointingly, it doesn't work, so I get rid of the floss & start walking away.
I get hit by a car on my way out.
I drop a purse.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:13 pm
I pick up the purse, not knowing a cop is watching & he thinks I am stealing the purse, he trips over Meiglan. I run & then I get into my truck & drive and then not pay attention drive off a side of a cliff and my truck explodes.
I drop David Spade
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:06 pm
Not knowing who this 'David Spade' character is I get shot several times and a truck ran me over by his fans for my ignorance then I die.
I drop a pocket
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:36 pm
I pick up the pocket, surprizingly finding it attached to the pants of chuck norris, then i die just by looking into his eyes...i drop a pillow
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:23 am
I pick up the pillow.
"Yum! A marshmallow!"
I try to eat the pillow & I choke to death.
I drop a thumb tack. (AKA a push pin)
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:11 pm
I am running and step on the tumb tack, fall down a flight of stairs, and the thumb tack hits a gangster and he flips out and guns me down. I try to run but I get attacked by mean monkeys and they beat me to death.
I drop an armed platoon of troops. (lil Army men, but they are really armed )
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:45 pm
Instead of picking up the ARmy guys, I walk past them slowly.
"Look, a freak!" they yell. "It must be a terrorist! There's a bag over their head!!"
I try to run, but they gun me down. It isn't until after I die that they realize I was actually an American. Those idiots just made a huge mistake, and their General sends them over to Iraq to be shot down by angry Iraqi's who aren't really terrorists, just people that want America out of their country.
I drop a Michael Jackson CD. (Just watched Baghdad High. I still can't believe they've memorized Michael Jackson and Britney Spears songs over there!)
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:35 pm
I pick up Michael Jackson's CD...Then I see Micheal Jackson doing his stupid lil moon walk & runs into Brittney Spears & Britney said "opps, I did it again" and The Cd started ticking I turned it over and I saw "00:01". Then it blows up & I die.
I drop Garfield. ( the lil orange cat)
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:59 pm
I walk up to Garfield and try to take his food, then he pushes me out the 3rd story window and i fall on a randomly parked truck full of rose thorns.....i drop a giant robot (dont ask how i carried it around).
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:12 am
I see this robot fall off a truck. So I am a lil curious what it is. So I walk over there and The robot jumps up and starts daincing to brittney spears.. I dislike Brittney Spears and says "STFU" And bring out the shot gun and shot her. Then apparently the robot had a lover. So I fought & fought it and It get a electrocuted and I walk away all high and proud and I walk out on to another street and get beaten to death by an old lady & her purse.
I drop Darth Vador.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:46 pm
i pikck up the darth vader and try to use the force till my head explods as my corps hits the ground...
a golden hart falls out of my throt
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:27 pm
I pick up the golden heart and think it's cool. So I walk away with it. It starts to melt, and I can't move my legs and Then demons come after me and kick me to my death.
I drop my journal (that has my 'most' darkest thoughts & past in it)
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