Drop Death

[AvianFlame]

The dollar bill is blown into my face by a sudden gist of wind face blinding me and I run off a cliff in a frenzy


On the way down I drop a mostly dead goldfish  

[roses are forever]

Roses are forever is questing

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I'm walking down the street not paying attention to anything. I take a step and feel a squish, I look down to see a now compleatly dead squished goldfish under my shoe, I start throwing up, and pass out, hitting my head on the concrete causing me to die.

I vomit up a key that falls through the gutter into the post below



Total Value: 1,249,976 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
KiKi Kitty Plushie
Purple/Blue Sun Visor
Purple Cat Collar
Lovely Genie Purple Bangled Bra
Gino's Underwear
Purplemarine UpsideDown Boots
Ribbon Luv Sleeves Violet

 

[iToxicMoon]

So live like you mean it, love 'til you feel it...it's all that we need in our lives...

the key drops from the sky and lodges itself in my eye. The key works its way through my body, making its way to my lungs. Eventually, the key punctures my lungs and I die from suffocation.

I drop a pair of chopsticks.

...So stand on the edge with me, hold back your fear and see, nothing is real 'til it's gone...

 

[XxShadowxStalkerxX]

both chopsticks plunge into each ear, meeting each other, tip by tip, in the brain. I die instantly.

I drop a sponge.  

[cyberbuster]

The sponge turned out to be sponge bob gonk he annoyed me to death.

Naruto's catch phrase "beleive it!"  

[iToxicMoon]

um, I'm just going to go with you dropped Naruto razz

Naruto came and killed me because he thought I was some demon or whatever that show is about...

While Naruto was killing me, I happened to drop a snow globe.  

[Rosenfall]

which lands in my soup and I ate it. Thereby dying of food poisoning.

I drop Russell Crowe  

[roses are forever]

Roses are forever is questing

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He lands in my front yard I take him inside and we make hot crazy love for days.. I die from to much sex....


I drop a colorguard sabre


Total Value: 1,249,976 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
KiKi Kitty Plushie
Purple/Blue Sun Visor
Purple Cat Collar
Lovely Genie Purple Bangled Bra
Gino's Underwear
Purplemarine UpsideDown Boots
Ribbon Luv Sleeves Violet

 

[cyberbuster]

No idea what it is, but it opened a portal to a dimension of death and I die 10,000 ways.

I drop air.

 

[Rosenfall]

Turns out I'm allegic to air, drops dead.

I drop a can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup  

[Broken Cadaver]

Walks beside a cliff, trips on the can, falls off cliff, and smashes into rocks below.

I drop a roll of toilet paper  

[roses are forever]

Roses are forever is questing

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the toilet paper drops into my toilet causeing massive overflowing and an explosion.. I die instantly

I drop a cupcake


Total Value: 1,249,976 Gold
[Item Information]

Item List:
KiKi Kitty Plushie
Purple/Blue Sun Visor
Purple Cat Collar
Lovely Genie Purple Bangled Bra
Gino's Underwear
Purplemarine UpsideDown Boots
Ribbon Luv Sleeves Violet

 

[Broken Cadaver]

i find the cupcake and eat it, but it was on the floor for more then 10 seconds and i die of food poisoning

i drop a razor shard sword thats falling point first  

[Happyaku Bikuni]

Broken Cadaver

i find the cupcake and eat it, but it was on the floor for more then 10 seconds and i die of food poisoning

i drop a razor shard sword thats falling point first

Ooooo, a sword. That's not safe. I think I'll take it home and make some kabobs on it.

*makes delicious kabobs on the sword with a grill*

GRROOOOWWWWLLLLLL

Holy crap what was that !

*I look behind me and see a bear ready to swipe at me to get to the grilled kabob*

AAAAHHHHHHH ! OUCH OUCH OU...... xp


As they carry my body off from the crime scene they notice a jar of honey left by the bear. It rolls under to the next post.  

[Rishima Lowell]

I'm walking along when I jar of honey comes out of no where. I trip over it and roll into traffic and get ran over.

As I get ran over my keys fall out of my pocket.