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 Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:27 am
Guy: So, what are the advantages and disadvatages of being a couple? *talks for about half an hour about them*
Girl:....I'm sorry, are we breaking up now?
Guy: Maybe...*half an hour to discuss it more*
Girl: I don't understand....
Guy: Yeah, I think it's better not to be in a relationship
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:12 pm
Girl: I'm breaking up with you Joe.
Guy: ......why?
Girl: Your missing your left nut.
Guy: No I'm not!
Girl: *Pulls out knife and quickly cuts off his left nut.*
Guy: *Passes out.*
Girl: That's what you get for cheating on me!! *Kicks him in the groin before walking away.*
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queen _of_the_dirty_ninja
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:33 pm
boy: did i mention i've been going out with your best friend for a week
girl: *slap*
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:09 pm
*Boy leaves Girl#1 for Girl#2, but leaves Girl#2 for Girl#1 (again)
Boy: Hey..
Girl: ._. Wth do you want?
Boy: I just wanted to apologize
Girl: I don't care anymore, just leave me alone.
Boy: I regret ever leaving you for her..
Girl: Well who's fault is that? Go back to her. I don't want anything to do with you.
Boy: I know you still love me..
Girl: Don't you fxcking toy with my emotions.
Boy: You still do. Don't deny it..
Girl: *slaps him, leaving a red mark* I hate you ._.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:03 am
Girl:Its just not working out, im breaking up with you.
Boy:You already broke up with me... Last week.
Girl:Oo
Boy:-.-
Girl:um.. C ya later. (akwardly walks away)
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:50 pm
Boy: Hey I love you.
Girl: don't say that, I have something to tell you...
Boy: *frown* what is it?
Girl: Well, I'm really a guy...
Boy:WHAT?!
Girl: I'm just kidding...
Boy: That's good.... *sweats*
Girl: But I'm leaving you for Tiffany..
boy: hahahaha! That's funny!
Girl: That one wasn't a joke..
EW!
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:58 pm
Boy: I think we should take a break..
Girl: Like a Kit-Kat bar?
Boy: No like, breaking up..
Girl: Like breaking up what?
Boy: As in you're not my gf anymore!
Girl: I don't understand! Why!?
Boy: Because I need someone more intellectually stimulating..
Girl: I can be more... whatever you said!
Boy: No you can't... I'm sorry...
Girl: You're stupid I hate you!
Boy: How ironic.. I'm stupid..
Girl: I'm so glad I have so many other boyfriends! I don't need you!
Boy: .....
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:34 pm
Boy: Because I love you so much I got your name tattooed to my back!
Girl: Really now? That's creepy...
Boy: But it signifies that our love is permanent!
Girl: Are you sure about that?
Boy: Yes, [oO] I'll love you until I die
Girl: Heh heh, to bad it ain't the same for me...
Boy: OO
Girl: 0o'''
Boy: T.T
Girl: oo
Boy: *walks away slowly*
Girl: ninja
^3^
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:04 pm
Poor tattooed guy. D;
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Girl: *crying on her front porch*
Boy: *he was biking and sees his girlfriend* Sweety.. are you alright? *puts hand on her shoulder*
Girl: *sob* No.. *sob*
Boy: What's wrong? Did your dad hit you again? *takes her arm and checks to see if there are any bruises*
Girl: *she quickly takes her arm back* No.. *sob* He didn't..
Boy: Then why are you crying?
Girl: I.. *sob* I don't know how to put it nicely..
Boy: ...?
Girl: I'm sorry.. but I can't go on with our relationship. *sob*..
Boy: *moves away slowly*.. oh.
Girl: 'Cause.. *sob*
Boy: You don't have to tell me.. I have a feeling as to why you're doing this.
Girl: You.. do? *her tears slowly ceased and stared at him*
Boy: You.. and my best friend..
Girl: *her cheeks flushed red* ... I'm sorry u_u
Boy: That's why I came here. To straighten things out, but now I know the truth.
Girl: Please forgive me...
Boy: *gets away from her and gets back on his bike*
Girl: NO!! Come back! *tries to stand up and run to him*
Boy: ...You wanted to end it. I wanted to save it. Goodbye.
Girl: I regret it!! Please come back to me!!
Boy: .. *sigh* ._. I loved you..
The boy couldn't bare the pain he felt at that moment. He couldn't bare to even look at her.. "How could she?" he thought. A 4runner was driving up on the same street, the boy rode away from his girlfriend's house. His hair covering his eyes and the tears filling up his eyes, there was no way he could have seen the car.
wahmbulance CRASH wahmbulance
Thus ending this tragic romance story.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:39 am
Gigi 9 0 1 Poor tattooed guy. D;
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Girl: *crying on her front porch*
Boy: *he was biking and sees his girlfriend* Sweety.. are you alright? *puts hand on her shoulder*
Girl: *sob* No.. *sob*
Boy: What's wrong? Did your dad hit you again? *takes her arm and checks to see if there are any bruises*
Girl: *she quickly takes her arm back* No.. *sob* He didn't..
Boy: Then why are you crying?
Girl: I.. *sob* I don't know how to put it nicely..
Boy: ...?
Girl: I'm sorry.. but I can't go on with our relationship. *sob*..
Boy: *moves away slowly*.. oh.
Girl: 'Cause.. *sob*
Boy: You don't have to tell me.. I have a feeling as to why you're doing this.
Girl: You.. do? *her tears slowly ceased and stared at him*
Boy: You.. and my best friend..
Girl: *her cheeks flushed red* ... I'm sorry u_u
Boy: That's why I came here. To straighten things out, but now I know the truth.
Girl: Please forgive me...
Boy: *gets away from her and gets back on his bike*
Girl: NO!! Come back! *tries to stand up and run to him*
Boy: ...You wanted to end it. I wanted to save it. Goodbye.
Girl: I regret it!! Please come back to me!!
Boy: .. *sigh* ._. I loved you..
The boy couldn't bare the pain he felt at that moment. He couldn't bare to even look at her.. "How could she?" he thought. A 4runner was driving up on the same street, the boy rode away from his girlfriend's house. His hair covering his eyes and the tears filling up his eyes, there was no way he could have seen the car. wahmbulance CRASH wahmbulance Thus ending this tragic romance story.
Wow O.o...ive read that in the news somewhere =.=
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:56 pm
God, that's depressing.
wahmbulance
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:52 pm
Ebony-TY God, that's depressing. wahmbulance Welcome to life. When you don't think you only cause pain. _____________________________________________________ Boy: I'm braking up with you. Girl: *Holding two basketballs.* Why? It was going so well! Boy: Your balls are bigger than mine. *Walks away.* Girl: ..................o_o ............... *Throws the basketballs at the back of his head.*
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:10 pm
Thought of this myself. 3nodding
Girl: Look, I got rings for us! whee
Boy: Wait aren't these wedding rings? stressed
Girl: Duh, silly! This wedding is going to be great! 4laugh
Boy: Well, I don't know how to say this but, ummm... I'm breaking up with you. xp
[Silence] ninja
Girl: So where should we book the reception? blaugh
Boy: ... neutral
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:37 pm
Don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart! gonk
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:48 pm
..*Sigh* .__. *Deletes you on AIM Buddy List*
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