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 Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:38 pm
Next Scene: Things a TV announcer would never say:
This weeks songs of praise contains offensive language and sexual content.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:02 pm
... and in this reporters opinion the whole thing could have been avoided if ethnic cleansing was legal.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:01 am
I know what you're thinking... and yes I am naked behind this desk... now for the local news.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:09 pm
...the food shortage can only be ended by the legalization of cannibalism, the presidant (or prime minister, whichever you like) agrees with me on this.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:43 am
commenting to a co-worker " say speaking of tonight,don't forget the handcuffs and the lube."
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:47 pm
" speaking of lube," the reporter replied. " The FBI never released the fact that they, indeed found lube in one of the Columbine shooters bag and in the shooters a**s, confirming that the two were having gay butt sex."
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-Resurrected Writer- Crew
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:17 pm
But before we sign-off tonight, I just want you to know, America, that I love you all.
I love you all sexually.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:01 pm
Before we begin our televised Sunday prayers, I'd just like to say that every donation you make goes to help fund my marijuana and prostitution ring, highest donater gets three girls who specialize in S&M and a cannabis plant!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:06 am
And now, its time for another episode of countdown and yes, Carol Voderman gives me the horn too.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:25 pm
( I would die laughing if someone said this) A male reporter comments: I need a cold shower . . . I've been thinking about that high school girls volleyball game and my pants are starting to tighten. rofl lol
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:51 am
New scene: What not to say when running for president.
I fully support gay marriage, stem cell research and abortions.
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:02 pm
Yes, Venom and the Church of Satan are supporting my campaign.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:01 pm
Gay rights are a non-issue. I do not support the institution of marriage.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:27 am
Hows the pledge of allegiance go again?
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:26 pm
Health care? Psh, everyone's gotta die sometime!!!!
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