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 Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:24 pm
I Love the flute commandments and they are so true. heart
heart FLUTE heart
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:37 pm
My band doesn't have tubas crying can't fallow that one. How about f horn and ufonium? (i can't spell)
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:14 am
But wait! You forgot some!
11: Thou shalt always play flat, except when everyone else is playing flat, at which time thou shalt play sharp
12: Whenever the low instruments are in hearing range, thou shalt be sure to complain about how big and heavy your case is.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:22 pm
ehem.... this i am actually guilty of..... dont do.. it kinda messes up your aumbisher(sp)
Thou shalt not play a tuba with the origional player pressing the keys while mentioned Tuba player playes thy's flute with thy pressing the keys....
The tubas are right behind us.. so i used to get headaches all the time till i got used to it
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:38 am
xD Very, very extremely nice!
Unfortunately, you've forgotten the most important rule of all...tut tut!
13. Thou shalt play high and squeaky during the high notes, then, if caught, point towards the clarinets, whom are renowned for squeaking.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:45 am
flutes rock!!!!!!!!!! and all these commandments are so true!!!!!!!!!!!
*laughs super hard and then begins to cry*
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:56 pm
Thy flute is not a baton. A lesson which the lovely flutes in my band don't seem to understand.
-is a clarinet-
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:33 pm
Nice!! I love the 2nd, 5th, and 13th commandments. I do those often, and 13, because my brother plays clarinet.
Good work! Sarah~!
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:39 pm
lol, so true, except the Band Director one, its fun to drive them insane.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:03 pm
I live by those!!! And I like poking the clarinet beside me because I have an Emerson and they have the freaky pointy thing on the head joint.
I like showing the trumpets the inside of my head joint when I havn't cleaned it in a week. It always freaks them out - and perfect payback when they go ahead and let the spit fly.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:07 pm
Shina_13 I'm the first chair flute in my band, so I can annoy the clarinets behind me. mrgreen It's fun to knock the music off their stand and tell them to pick it up. If they say "no" just turn around. It works every time. 3nodding **A fun thing to do on the flute, take off the head joint, blow into the head joint, and put your finger in it and out of it slowly. It makes a fun sound** Lol, I thought I was the only one who did that. xDxD
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:49 pm
Vulpixyy Thy flute is not a baton. A lesson which the lovely flutes in my band don't seem to understand. -is a clarinet- I think it is. I love the comandments. I cant anoy my tuba player. he is in another class. unfortunatly we only have one. and he is my friends boyfriend. i shall live by these rules
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:19 pm
Yea I follow most of them...
Mostly 7. Thou shalt giggle. Often.....yea too bad about that.
Im alwasy gigling.
And once I had Chewing gum while i was playing... xd ...o well, It worked ok.
And I love the last three...Genius!
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:20 pm
Vulpixyy Thy flute is not a baton. A lesson which the lovely flutes in my band don't seem to understand. -is a clarinet- the hole in my wall can vouch for this one.
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:56 pm
Wow, Flutes are just too amazing.
I play flute and piccolo in my band and I'm section leader for pep band and all of our sectionals definitely have a lot of giggling. I mean jeez...
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