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 Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:37 pm
But he doesn't fool her in the least as he still has that crescent moon on his forehead.
"Xerkoniab... my foot... where have ye been, mage... I heard ye were in visiting, but no one seen hide or tail of ye. I sure could have used yer help this morning, me pastry chef came down with a bout of swine fever..."
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:41 pm
*Kero rolls his eyes*
Champhy...what kind of moon did we have last night...yet i'm an adult...The mistake in my power has been repaired...and I am alive again...not just a living pile of dust...though I think I can still dissolve if I have to...
That's where I've been...what can I do...in return for a filling meal...I'm hungry...and not just because I'm a Voidmage...
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:48 pm
Champhy grins from ear to ear. "No more cub... the lady be praised. I mean I liked the little tyke, but he was high maintenance, he was..." She points to a side table surrounded by a few chairs. "Just plop yer behinds over there... and Master Jor, iffin ye don't mind, I'd rather ye not climb all the way up on the table... ye'll give the staff the willies. I'll fill ye up and ye can help me prepare dinner. Fair enough?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:50 pm
*Kero and Jor both nod, though Kero rolls his eyes*
High maintenence...trust me, Champhy...do my job for a few days...and you will think he's the easiest thing to take care of in the world...how do you think I got like this...you actually managed the impossible...pissing me off takes doing...and a lot of it...
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:14 pm
The old water horse rolls her eyes and says nothing egg Kerobian on. She knows his moods by now and wants his help more than she wants his lip. She simply points with her spoon, showing them where to sit and serves up a large bowl of stew, with corn bread and melted butter on the side. "So was the Mitress with ye two. She kept coming n here today demanding hunks of uncooked meet and carrying them off like nobody's business. She even ordered extra bedding to be brought to the Master's study. Haven't seen hide or hair of her since."
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:19 pm
*Kero looks at Jor, who shakes his head*
I'm sorry, friend...but I cannot tell you...what is it you wish me to cook, once I'm thorugh with this most excellent repast?
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:35 pm
"Flattery will get ye everywhere..." laughs Champhy with her hands on her hips. In her humanoid form, she's looking a little bit older these days, a few more wrinkles around the eyes... but she is definitely happier. "We are serving up a roast pig, with baked apples. Any idea as to what we should accompany it with."
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:40 pm
*Kero thinks about it...then snaps his claws*
How about roasted snake...no...how about...Risotto!
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:48 pm
"Hmm... would work, but we're low on white wine at the moment. But we could do a pilaf, and work the veggies into that. Keva would eat that in a blink where'd he'd not touch them otherwise. Good call, mage. Tell ye what, I'll tend to the rest ye whip up that, ok?" Champhy nods to a passing helper, snatches up an apron and cap and tosses them yer way.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:51 pm
*Kero nods, tying on the apron and placing the cap over his head...which makes a silly picture and sets Champhy laughing...then he goes over and gets to work, dicing, slicing, and mixing together...Pilaf comes naturally to him, so it's not a tough task*
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:58 pm
The kitchen's head mistress smiles wisely and goes off to oversee the preparations for the rest of the meal, while Jor remains nearby offering off colored comments and lewd remarks concerning Kerobian's cooking style.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:04 pm
*Finally, Kero has had enough...he takes a piece of Broccoli and jams it down his master's throat...causing a host of gagging and spluttering that leaves him free to cook*
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:14 pm
"Ye have no sense of humor anymore, Kerobian... what has happened to ye. Hell... yer almost a prude." bemoans Jor once he gets his throat clear, grateful that Kero hadn't decided to stuff anything larger down his pipe.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:18 pm
Note: I had intended for him to gag for a while, but okay...
*Kero chuckles...then points to a bar of soap on the sink*
Yer a kid now...and that means guardianship falls to me...and I am relishing this...now watch your mouth, young snake...or I'll wash it out...
*Unseens by Jor, Kero sends a wink at Champhy*
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:21 pm
Champhy walks over and gives Jor a harsh look. "Ye still here. People who hang about me kitchen have either be invited or working and I certainly don't remember inviting ye, snake. So either ye help out or ye take off... yer choice."
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