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 Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:32 am
d**k: "You're a Goth, right? You like to cut yourself too?"
ME: "Myself? No. People who interrupt me when I have coffee? Yes."
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WANNABE: "Aren't you too fat to be Goth?"
ME: "And you're too stupid to be breathing. Tell you what. I'll stop being fat if you stop breathing. We can help each other."
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:04 pm
Some kid: "Are you a girl."
Me: "No but your an idiot."
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:19 pm
A whiel ago a (new)teacher tried to insult me by asking if I was Hannan, who is a muslim girl with long dark brown, slightly curling hair who wears preppy clothing.
I said I wasn't Hannan but that I was Eva(yes, that is my name). He then replied back: 'Oh sorry It hough you were Hannan because you have similar hair.' And he started to grin, And when he did that I began laughing really hard, that made him stop grinning and he said it was just a joke(he had just mistaken me for her but he just couldn't admit he made that mistake) and apologised.
For your information, I was wearing my long PVC skirt and a barok print shirt. And I have real dreadlocks.
Stupid teachers, I'm glad they fired him.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:12 pm
hmm.. we were like eating this cake with lots of blue icings on top
and after that, our lips were like uber blue too! and i find that really luffly then one of school mate who was a pinky loving btch suddenly said
school mate: omfg.. guys! look at her! (was pertaining to me)
me: huh? >.>
school mate: she looks fckn scary o.O.....
me: why thank you!
lol rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:20 am
XXX Zombie Porn Soulless Encounter hmmm...i got a good one i was waiting for my bus home an some prep walked over to me.. prep:hey me: stares Prep:...are you a satanic goth?? me: ::pause::...::crossed my eyes:: an said...Duuhhaa you...have a a muffin??? Prep:...are u restarted? me: ..oh sorry you just looked liked a dumb prep..... I think your 'insult' was more pathetic than theirs. A bit, but I still lol'd properly. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:53 am
Krypta9 XXX Zombie Porn Soulless Encounter hmmm...i got a good one i was waiting for my bus home an some prep walked over to me.. prep:hey me: stares Prep:...are you a satanic goth?? me: ::pause::...::crossed my eyes:: an said...Duuhhaa you...have a a muffin??? Prep:...are u restarted? me: ..oh sorry you just looked liked a dumb prep..... I think your 'insult' was more pathetic than theirs. that you did A bit, but I still lol'd properly. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:05 am
random guy in car: OZZY SUCKS!!!!!
me:wtf i dont listen to ozzy
prep:You listen to slipknot with all there screaming *screams*
me:dumbass.....
guy: why do you wear makeup your a guy?
me: to look pretty lol
guy: what happend to you?
me: .....nothing.....
guy: are those boots heavy
me: no
guy: hey satan
me: hey whats up lol
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:11 pm
Sirus18 random guy in car: OZZY SUCKS!!!!! me:wtf i dont listen to ozzy prep:You listen to slipknot with all there screaming *screams* me:dumbass..... guy: why do you wear makeup your a guy? me: to look pretty lol guy: what happend to you? me: .....nothing..... guy: are those boots heavy me: no guy: hey satan me: hey whats up lol lol i luff that hey satan part XDD
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:56 pm
Sirus18 guy: hey satan me: hey whats up lol lol, sweet ^_^ bloodyjoker31 school mate: omfg.. guys! look at her! (was pertaining to me) me: huh? >.> school mate: she looks fckn scary o.O..... me: why thank you!
We also have this RP thing where her dad is Lucifer, so if anyone ticks her off she says that she's sending them to visit her daddy ^_^
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:30 pm
I was on the myspace chatroom, putting on random sarcastic remarks. And some of them were quazi-anti-religious. One of the girls, began calling me "Fallen angel", "Demon", and "Satan"... I laughed hysterically, and felt accomplished all day long...
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:26 pm
Well, the one I get the most is "You would be a really hot guy". (Im a girl)
Im not entirely sure if this is an attack on my personal apperance or what....but it is kind of funny.
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:40 pm
i don't dress like one cuz im only a half goth but my worse insult was people calling me satanic
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:07 pm
-Lasciate Ogni Speranza- After I wrote a great essay, some girl was proof-reading it and complained that there were too many "big words" in my essay. Big words like apathy, empathy and nihilism. stare So I told her she should read more books above fourth grade level.
We had to rewrite our essays today, so I added even more "big words". Crap, you made me remember my essay due monday.... >.,<
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:40 pm
This thread has officially kept me busy for three hours and forty minutes... I have had a good (gasp!!) Laugh today, thanks to all the people with thier stories.
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:00 pm
I was called a devil-worshiping atheist.
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