The Corrupt A Wish Game!~

[PatBenatar1]

Wish granted but in order to get you wish everyone around you had to be shrunk!

I wish I could win the lottery.  

[Daypaw]

Granted, but a million other people won also so you get $10 after tax.

I wish my neighbors knew how to be quiet in the middle of the night >:l  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Granted, but a million other people won also so you get $10 after tax.
THIS.

Granted, but now they're loud in the middle of the day.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy...  

[Cognitohazard]

Granted. You now feel SUPER ALERT, all the time.

I wish I had arms.

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Granted, but now you have 4!

I wish I had concert tickets...
(On an unrelated note: I just called the hashbrowns I was about to eat hastags emotion_facepalm #too much internet)  

[Cognitohazard]

(Having four arms actually sounds kind of cool)

Granted, but they're to the band/musician you can't stand.

I wish my dog didn't like candy./color]

 

[Craytox]

Wish granted! Now your dog likes to eat food off your plate.
I wish I could learn how to cook.  

[Lady Lilith Mistfang]

Wish granted! Upon making a dish for a loved one, they induce their allergic reaction to the oil you used and now, they're in the hospital.

I wish for a banana split.  

[Daypaw]

Granted, but it uses rotten bananas.

I wish my phone worked while it was connected to my PC to charge.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Granted, but now you have to keep it plugged-in because the battery life is only two minutes.

I wish I had more time...  

[Lux Caeruleus]

Wish Granted! But now all the things you do takes forever to finish.

I wish I was like Tony Starks..  

[Soul_II_Rizer]

Granted but now you have a arc reactor for a heart and with current technology you can't survive.

I wish i had pets~  

[PatBenatar1]

wish granted but your pets are man eating sharks and alligators!

I wish I had lots of chocolate!  

[Emotionless Knight]

Wish granted but the chocolate was expired and gave you killer stomachaches.
I wish my best friend were alive to be my best man.  

[thepuglife]

Wish granted. Your bestfriend rises from the grave as a zombie and moans through your entire wedding.

I wish I could breathe underwater.