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 Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:33 am
Wish granted but in order to get you wish everyone around you had to be shrunk!
I wish I could win the lottery.
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:44 pm
Granted, but a million other people won also so you get $10 after tax.
I wish my neighbors knew how to be quiet in the middle of the night >:l
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Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:05 pm
Granted, but a million other people won also so you get $10 after tax.
THIS.
Granted, but now they're loud in the middle of the day.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy...
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Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:23 pm
Granted. You now feel SUPER ALERT, all the time.
I wish I had arms.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:28 pm
Granted, but now you have 4!
I wish I had concert tickets...
(On an unrelated note: I just called the hashbrowns I was about to eat hastags emotion_facepalm #too much internet)
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Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 12:51 pm
(Having four arms actually sounds kind of cool)
Granted, but they're to the band/musician you can't stand.
I wish my dog didn't like candy./color]
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 3:09 pm
Wish granted! Now your dog likes to eat food off your plate.
I wish I could learn how to cook.
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Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:38 am
Wish granted! Upon making a dish for a loved one, they induce their allergic reaction to the oil you used and now, they're in the hospital.
I wish for a banana split.
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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:53 am
Granted, but it uses rotten bananas.
I wish my phone worked while it was connected to my PC to charge.
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Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:37 pm
Granted, but now you have to keep it plugged-in because the battery life is only two minutes.
I wish I had more time...
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Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:04 pm
Wish Granted! But now all the things you do takes forever to finish.
I wish I was like Tony Starks..
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Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:34 pm
Granted but now you have a arc reactor for a heart and with current technology you can't survive.
I wish i had pets~
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:10 am
wish granted but your pets are man eating sharks and alligators!
I wish I had lots of chocolate!
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Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:37 pm
Wish granted but the chocolate was expired and gave you killer stomachaches.
I wish my best friend were alive to be my best man.
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Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:59 pm
Wish granted. Your bestfriend rises from the grave as a zombie and moans through your entire wedding.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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