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 Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 11:30 am
Bunnies, Lions, Unicorns, Dogs... it was a mess... need I say more?
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:22 pm
Too kinky for me! eek I was gone in a flash!!!! rofl
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 7:32 am
^ rofl
She was so sexy, I just didn't feel like I "rated" so I let her go... crying
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:29 pm
I was one of many with her! I decided she could say good bye to the best .....and have the rest!!! razz
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:34 pm
I was so tired of her pathological lying. Look at her... look at me... who do you really think had to be chasing "others' off with a bat? Well me of course, but not from myself, away from her. rofl
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:44 pm
The voices in my head weren't as fond of her as I was.
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:06 pm
She tried to remove my brain to please the voices in her head
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:25 pm
That cat like appearance was kinda creepy!
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:33 am
She got a funky new hairdo and all the animals on two legs were after her! twisted
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:58 pm
She looks like a gunslinger and I was afraid that she would shoot my unicorn! eek
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:54 pm
twisted I shot her unicorn. There was no going back after that! rofl
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:31 am
She was always cold to the touch and it disturbed me
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:06 pm
Meh..what can I say! I thought she liked things creepy. How was I to know she was so prudish. I dumped her for a wild one! razz
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:22 pm
Not like i think anyone cares..... but to clear up any confusion my answer would create. Here's a repost of who this avatar is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyekka http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3663542/lexx_lyekka_tribute/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLnWtrOVTXE (part one of 4) ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ She requires vampire sex..... i'm a man-eating plant that wears the holographic rendering of your high school crush dream memory as convincing skin. She wants to drink my blood. i've digested all my other mates. Thought that just this once i could walk away from hard feelings and carnage. Like i told Stanley Tweedle... “If you cry, you will lose the memory of our love.” emo
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:47 am
She gave me blue balls xd
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