Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[nedozuki_88]

frankly... they didnt give a damn~  

[Lobo-chan]

I couldn't love a strawberry poptart sad  

[nedozuki_88]

my friend heard form a friend of a friend, that talked to their plumber, who said, they have a foot fungus.... neutral  

[YunieCookie]

They believed gossip too easily.  

[emmmahy]

I had to kneel in her presence ALL THE TIME D<  

[Mr Jes]

She picked the dragon over me. mad  

[Lobo-chan]

You know that hair vest? Turns out it was made of human hair. I had to leave before he decided that my hair would complement the rest of it sweatdrop  

[SuchSweetSadism]

Really bad bet time roleplay. D:  

[nedozuki_88]

...I dont remember...its like... its like someone tampered with my memory... was I even married?...aww dang...thats the last time I ever go to Vagas again! scream  

[pickle relish]

You wouldn't let me murder you. I'm sure there was something in our wedding vows about me being allowed to murder you.  

[YunieCookie]

She wanted to murder me
.__.  

[nedozuki_88]

she was a real drama queen... and two drama queens under one roof... you do the math sweatdrop  

[Kusaragi]

She was my queen, and I but a mere pawn. It was never destined to be, for our love was forbidden. The vizier discovered our tryst and kidnapped my cat, and his family.  

[Lobo-chan]

Well... I strongly suspect that underneath all of those colors, he's really naked. It was kinda freaking me out, trying to figure it all out and whatnot sweatdrop  

[Kusaragi]

I suspected it in the beginning but once I saw her take some of my fishing line and tie another knick-knack on her back, I knew she was a kleptomaniac, I couldn't live with her after that.