
<3---*!P3NE7R@T!0N!*---$3x
Sitting on the shelf
He is just a toy
But i turn him on
And he comes to life,
Automatic joy!
PUSHPUSHPUSH...
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Yes, I'm new, and due to my neglect to the message box ma-jig barely noticed the invite... >->
Name's ElasticProtection (EP, Eli, whatever) - this is the mule to my self-suspended main Rainbow Sedative. I'm a walking sexual pun and my sidekick is Steve, the animal balloon~!
I'm sixteen (I forget my own age), in high school as a junior (and grade level) and from Fresno, CA - yes, we have the govenator unfortunately he's in his perpetual contradictory parallel.
...AhhAHH3L@$T!C-G@$M

He is rugged and long-lasting!
Who could ever, ever ask for more?
Love without complications galore.
Many shapes and weights to choose from!