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 Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:37 am
I hate Pokemon. Period.
You invented H1N1.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:16 pm
So much for a disease that cures itself...
You threw a turkey through a microwave tunnel.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:33 pm
it made me angry
you punted a baby.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:36 pm
It was my newest toy. Little baby football.
You put chocolate milk in a can and sold it as holy milk.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:51 pm
What's the difference?
You roofied Lindsay Lohan
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:00 pm
I ran out of cyanide pills.
You made Tom cruise sing Bon jovi songs
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:40 am
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You.... you parked your car on my sandwich (asdf movie youtube)
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:43 am
Well, it shouldn't have been in my way.
You invaded my privacy... again for no reason!
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:49 am
its not my fault if you don't lock the door
You stole my laptop from the secret room in my basement it had all my evil plans.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:13 am
Of course, so I can reign supreme.
You didnt let me eat your face.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:11 am
Because then I would need reconstructive surgery.
You ate all my freshly baked cupcakes!
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:10 pm
I left the money on the table.
You were making out with the ice sculptures
(llamas with hats)
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:36 pm
thank goodness the children weren't around to see it.
you used all my CD's as shuriken and attacked old people with all of them
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:42 pm
I was auditioning for off their rockers with Betty white
You caused the life raft to be sticky with the nice elderly couple from down the hall
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:53 pm
They threw my lemonade on the raft -.-
You killed a pencil!
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