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 Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:26 pm
*stands up * we must save billy!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:51 pm
Nylah's bf cheated on her with rukia_chin!!!!!
Ahhhh!
OMG!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:10 pm
Evil_Dark_Kitty Nylah's bf cheated on her with rukia_chin!!!!! Ahhhh! OMG!!! WE MUST FORM AN ANGRY MOB AND KILL THE BEAST!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:33 pm
Grabs a pitchfork "Kill the Beast~!!!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:10 am
Kahlan_BrightBlade Grabs a pitchfork "Kill the Beast~!!!" *thrusts his pitchfork forward and accidentaly kills his sister* NOOOOO~! gonk
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:56 am
"you murdered her... how could you" Puts the cold body down and glares at Neit
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:49 pm
Dr. Blessed Blade steps out from a side door in a labcoat and a facemask. He snaps on a set of latex gloves. He picks up the dying sister's body, and says in a deep, serious voice, "We're going to have to operate...."
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:12 pm
Operate doctor?! How could we possible operate at a time like this? Can't you see?! With Billy dead, my foot on fire, and someone's dying sister in your hands, how am I ever supposed to tell my wife I'm cheating on her with her siamese twin?! gonk
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:12 pm
Doctor Blade pulls off his prosthetic face, revealing a large, upside-down green teardrop, with bulbous black eyes. "When you're an alien, Chaos. It's ALWAYS time to operate!"
He douses Chaos foot with his brain, and the dramatic music begins, as he runs in slow-mo towards the exit towards, in order to get her body to his space-ship.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:54 pm
*Quickly turning around following the now alien doctor, his swinging arm smacks his screaming wife who was behind him the whole time, and her angry sister just a couple inches to her right. Not aware he just hit his wife and girlfriend, he continues following the doctor saying,*
No! You can't take her away from us! What are supposed to tell her family? That she was abducted by aliens?! Who would believe that?!
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:01 pm
((This is the point when someone else comes in to make this more interesting. I can't think of anywhere to go from here.))
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:48 pm
eek My god! Breathing Earth's air must be destroying your body, first your vocal cords, who knows what next! God man! Don't just stand their watching yourself decay! Do something to save yourself! But here, use this....*Tosses one of the machines that allow people who have smoked too much to talk to the alien doctor*
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:21 pm
The doctor collapses into a pile of dust. At that moment, a gaggle of conspiracy theorists rush the scene, followed quickly by the mainstream media with thousands of cameras and reporters, who watch horrified, commenting as a horde of occultists who flood the scene, cut up a cow, and form a crucifix over the ashes with the cow's intestines.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:49 pm
Oh my god! That's just sick! *Turns around only to see his wife and her sister, each using their arm to cross them in an angry gesture*
Ah....yes.....well I only have one thing to say ladies.....Later suckers!
*Grabs a handful of the alien ashes and tosses it at them as a distraction, while saying "The power of crist compells you." While running away he is close-lined and is slamed onto the ground*
*Suddenly he wakes up in a hospital room, the first thing to great his eyes is a sign that says, "Snap out of that coma soon Frank."*
Holly calzone in a hotpocket! You mean that entire time I was in a coma?! Like some sick writer got lazy and just refreshed the whole scene by saying everything that had just happened didn't really happen?! What kind of man would skrew with another man's life like that? gonk
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:55 pm
Doctor Blessed Blade steps into Chaos hospital room, wearing labcoat and a face mask. Snarling, he snaps on a pair of latex gloves. "It's called Deus ex Chaos. In truth Chaos, you have terminal cancer."
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