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 Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:30 pm
Wish granted but then the next day you have to work 24 hours straight.
I wish there was a good movie on.
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Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:56 pm
Granted, but you get 1 minute of movie for every hour of commercials.
I wish I were in bed.
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Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:36 pm
wish granted but there are no pillows or blankets
I wish my arm didn't itch.
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Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 8:51 am
Granted, but now the rest of you itches instead.
I wish I were motivated to work right now.
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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:22 pm
wish granted but now you're so motivated that you can never stop yourself from working, not even to sleep.
I wish my sister didn't have a migraine.
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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:43 pm
Wish granted, but now she is giving you one.
Wish i could sleep in
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Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:34 am
Wish granted but now your alarm clock doesn't work so you'll always be late for work.
I wish people would stop being cranky.
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:39 pm
Wish granted but now that everyone around you are always happy and smiling you find that they're always more cheerful than you.
I wish I'm a famous chef!
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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:57 pm
wish granted but you're a famous chef for cats!
I wish I didn't have mosquito bites...
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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:41 pm
Wish granted. Your skin is now impervious to mosquito bites and pretty much everything else, some may say it's like you're made of stone....
I wish I wrote a best seller novel
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:58 pm
Granted. Now the paparazzi won't leave you alone.
I wish my college apps would write themselves.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 7:39 pm
Granted, but their handwriting was terrible so you got rejected.
I wish the day was longer.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:28 pm
Granted, but the sun will eventually get hotter and hotter, making it difficult to stay outside for long. :'x
I wish I had longer hair...
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Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:53 pm
Granted, but now it is so heavy that you can't even move around.
I wish I had some more StarBurst Jelly Beans.
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Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:11 pm
Wish Granted!
But then I poisoned them an you got sick.
I wish that...
I could be a few inches taller!
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