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 Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 8:24 pm
In what mind do you think i want your guild, other than the fact is one of the most awsome guilds ever.
YOu destroyed my car.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 8:30 pm
"To the one I love... I am not the killer. I am a single father, raising up my child. We love each other dearly and I wouldn't do such a thing to jeopardize our relationship.
Heh heh..
But no, really, I'm not the killer.
...prepare to die."
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:59 am
I did not destroy your car! It was my good twin.
You sold drugs to puppies.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:29 pm
Who said they were drugs it could be medicine the Vet gave me.
You... poisoned my fish!
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:34 pm
The French word for fish is poisson. Poisson, poison. It needed to be done.
You raped my grandmother.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:40 pm
She made a move on me and looked 20!
You burned my cat alive!
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:43 pm
My dog forced me to.. I was on gunpoint, I had no choice.
You completely destroyed my apartment!
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:02 pm
Well only because your boyfriend didn't want you to know he was cheating on you, with me.
You killed Kenny!
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:08 pm
No, no, no.. That was you, you killed Kenny. I was an innocent bystander.
You.. you killed my Maltese puppy! crying
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:10 pm
Yes, but I'm insane and cannot be held responsible for my actions.
You broke into a bank and stole all the pens.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:14 pm
Hey, hey, hey! Mine ran out of ink!
You went to Wal-Mart and manhandled an elderly employee.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:19 pm
He had it coming. He reported my destroying of your apartment.
You caused 20 accidents because you were trying out all the pens to see if they worked ,in the middle of a highway.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:23 pm
I had to write a letter to my friend, she told me that you told the police that I stole the pens!
You stole candy.. from a baby!
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:26 pm
Well duh.. the other option was stealing it from the weightlifter.
You.... you.. did a most heinous thing!
....You killed the baby bunnies because before I killed your puppy you let it loose on them! cry
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 3:33 pm
I would never do such a thing! But my sister would...
You killed my great grandpa with a butter knife!
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